Stupid Weather.

[JBR]

No no no, Vladsy you mustn't believe such unfair propoganda. 

Gnomes were invented way back in the 1800's,  long before we had any problems like you have been led to believe.

 These kind and happy little Gnomes were intended to  bring us good luck, happiness and prosperity,  so you must fill your new garden with them,  hundreds of them,  and they will look after you and yours forever. 
Here are some I am sending you for starters . . . .
   

Looking at their faces, I'd hazard a guess that they are all related.
Come to think of it, they all bear a shocking resemblance to Vlad.

[Mups]

Perhaps they are some long-lost relatives?  

[Michael Rolls]

Could be!

[Vlad]

Those gnomes....foreign by the look of them, they look like immigrants...now a British Gnome has rosey cheeks, a fishing rod and a cheeky smile..a proper gnome. Foreign gnomes have slugs and snails along with members of their family underneath. If I see any like that I will report them to Tommy Robinson. 😀

[klondike]

They are all doubtless Chinese immigrants. Good job we don't have Trump here or inflation would be running at over 100%

[Mups]

Those gnomes....foreign by the look of them, they look like immigrants...now a British Gnome has rosey cheeks, a fishing rod and a cheeky smile..a proper gnome. Foreign gnomes have slugs and snails along with members of their family underneath. If I see any like that I will report them to Tommy Robinson. 😀

This little chappie,  Gary his name is, he's got  a good English pedigree.
You might see him under your wonky tree  in the morning.
I am sure he would enjoy fishing in your nice big pond when you move soon,  too.   

[JBR]

They are all doubtless Chinese immigrants. Good job we don't have Trump here or inflation would be running at over 100%

They bear no resemblance to Chinese, who are yellow!  For that matter, they bear no resemblance to our usual immigrants, who are invariably brown or black!
No, they certainly remind me of Vlad, although I don't think he has a beard.  Certainly not a beard that big.

[klondike]

They bear no resemblance to Chinese

Unlike people manufactured in the traditional way which look like their manufacturers garden gnomes manufactured in China look like what the customers will buy.

[Vlad]

They are all doubtless Chinese immigrants. Good job we don't have Trump here or inflation would be running at over 100%

They look a tad Nordic to me...lots of bling too 

[klondike]

All originated in China. Everything cheap and tatty does.

[Vlad]

They bear no resemblance to Chinese, who are yellow!  For that matter, they bear no resemblance to our usual immigrants, who are invariably brown or black!
No, they certainly remind me of Vlad, although I don't think he has a beard.  Certainly not a beard that big.

Good morning JB indeed I do have a beard, white and certainly not that big. It does have its own ecosystem though,  there are things living in there, other than bits of pork pie and jammy dodgers. I  believe there might be creatures in there, which I suspect might be one of the lost tribes of Israel, do Jews nest I wonder? It's the sort of environment one would expect to see David Bellamy lurking in. But hey ho, every day is an adventure in my beard

[Michael Rolls]

      

[Vlad]

I feel a tale coming on...please assemble in the function room for an important announcement 

[Alex]

Lovely morning here again, I'm off out soon to do a boring food shop !   

[Mups]

Good morning JB indeed I do have a beard, white and certainly not that big. It does have its own ecosystem though,  there are things living in there, other than bits of pork pie and jammy dodgers. I  believe there might be creatures in there, which I suspect might be one of the lost tribes of Israel, do Jews nest I wonder? It's the sort of environment one would expect to see David Bellamy lurking in. But hey ho, every day is an adventure in my beard

I seem to vaguely remember Richard Attenborough attempting a documentary from inside your beard.
However,  apparently he got so deeply tangled in undergrowth,  he went missing for 6 days.