Stupid Weather.

[Vlad]

I seem to vaguely remember Richard Attenborough attempting a documentary from inside your beard.
However,  apparently he got so deeply tangled in undergrowth,  he went missing for 6 days.

Was he Jewish ? 

[Raven]

I seem to vaguely remember Richard Attenborough attempting a documentary from inside your beard.
However,  apparently he got so deeply tangled in undergrowth,  he went missing for 6 days.

Mups, behave I've spilled my latte and it's hot.  Richard must have had the Maps App on his phone as he got out. Poor guy must still be having nightmares.......Shudder.

[Mups]

Mups, behave I've spilled my latte and it's hot.  Richard must have had the Maps App on his phone as he got out. Poor guy must still be having nightmares.......Shudder.

I think he fell down the dimple in Vlad's chin,   then his ankles got tangled up in the undergrowth.   

[JBR]

Good morning JB indeed I do have a beard, white and certainly not that big. It does have its own ecosystem though,  there are things living in there, other than bits of pork pie and jammy dodgers. I  believe there might be creatures in there, which I suspect might be one of the lost tribes of Israel, do Jews nest I wonder? It's the sort of environment one would expect to see David Bellamy lurking in. But hey ho, every day is an adventure in my beard

I'm glad to hear that you have a beard, and it's white.  Mine is white too, as is the case for most people of our age, though not most women.
Beards are very useful.  They are very helpful when we dribble as they catch it and prevent it making a mess on our clothes, also being useful for retrieving it - if your tongue is long enough.

[Vlad]

I'm glad to hear that you have a beard, and it's white.  Mine is white too, as is the case for most people of our age, though not most women.
Beards are very useful.  They are very helpful when we dribble as they catch it and prevent it making a mess on our clothes, also being useful for retrieving it - if your tongue is long enough.

And in the event of a world wide catastrophe there is enough food stored in there to survive for a few days. 😀

[Mups]

And in the event of a world wide catastrophe there is enough food stored in there to survive for a few days. 😀

And any left over food goes to feed the critters that live amongst  the shrubbery? 

[JBR]

And any left over food goes to feed the critters that live amongst  the shrubbery?

You're probably right.  I occasionally get the feeling that there are one or two little beings moving about in there.

[Ruthio]

There really should be a government health warning on this thread, I don't feel very well 😪

[JBR]

There really should be a government health warning on this thread, I don't feel very well 😪

Don't worry, Ruth... unless you happen to have a beard as well?

[Mups]

Don't worry, Ruth... unless you happen to have a beard as well?

You've panicked her now, JBR,  and she's gone and shaved it off.  

[JBR]

You've panicked her now, JBR,  and she's gone and shaved it off. 

Oh, I was only joking.  On the other hand, though, a lot of senior women have a bit of a beard.  It's nothing to be ashamed of.  In fact, it's another factor in the equality of the sexes.

[Mups]

Oh, I was only joking.  On the other hand, though, a lot of senior women have a bit of a beard.  It's nothing to be ashamed of.  In fact, it's another factor in the equality of the sexes.

I hope we don't get hairy chests, too. 

[Alex]

Or hairy ears !   Yuk...

[Mups]

Or hairy ears !  Yuk...

Or hairy nostrils!   

[Scrumpy]

Why is it that when we get a hair on our chin.. and we do... It has grown with great speed overnight..!!!!