Stupid Weather.

[Mups]

Naughty boys 

They must like inviting trouble, Alex. 

[Scrumpy]

They can't come grizzling to me when it all kicks off..

Can't wait. Better than the tv at the moment...

[Raven]

It won't be kicking off with me ladies.   Docs warned me about getting stressed, angry or upset before this heart operation. Have to keep the heart rate well down.
 
But it doesn't mean I don't feel like banging their silly heads together.

[Dextrous63]

Ha.  I laugh in the face of a threat of physical violence, albeit at a considerable distance.

[GrannyMac]

Vlad's meanderings are entertaining. Creative writing section I think?  What an imagination (can't be even a hint of truth)!!

[klondike]

Good idea I'll move the posts. Might unruffle  some feathers

[Vlad]

Vlad's meanderings are entertaining. Creative writing section I think?  What an imagination (can't be even a hint of truth)!!

Thank  you Granny, my nonsense is now in one place. You will recieve your Blue Peter Badge shortly 

August 05, 2025, 10:24:12 PM
Weather was quite horrendous here at Vlad Villa causing a lot of damage, I have been in to the insurance bods. 

[Mups]

Oh No, Vlad       You're garden chair hasn't blown over again, has it?    
Poor you.
I hope your insurance company reimburse you soon.  

[Vlad]

Oh No, Vlad      You're garden chair hasn't blown over again, has it?   
Poor you.
I hope your insurance company reimburse you soon. 

It was a very nice chair, an antique and part of a rare set purchased many years ago from Argos, purveyors of fine furniture and stuff to Vlad of Vlad Villa. 

[Scrumpy]

Perhaps if you swapped the fallen chair with the one on the right it might stand up better..
I think the tree looks dodgy too.. leaning to the left..
Just sayin'..

[Mups]

Perhaps if you swapped the fallen chair with the one on the right it might stand up better..
I think the tree looks dodgy too.. leaning to the left..
Just sayin'..

I noticed that too, Scrumps.
The garden gnomes are organising a leaving party soon,  and they will be dancing round the tree like a May Pole.
They have invited all the gnomes in Birmingham to attend, so I hope it will be safe. 

[Vlad]

Perhaps if you swapped the fallen chair with the one on the right it might stand up better..
I think the tree looks dodgy too.. leaning to the left..
Just sayin'..

It's the wind, I blame the guvvermunt 

August 06, 2025, 11:04:50 AM

I noticed that too, Scrumps.
The garden gnomes are organising a leaving party soon,  and they will be dancing round the tree like a May Pole.
They have invited all the gnomes in Birmingham to attend, so I hope it will be safe. 

Don't start me about gnomes ...did you know there are approximately 4.35 gnomes per person in this country?...no you didn't you thought the came from your local garden centre didn't you? Wrong...immigrants the lot of them. 

[JBR]

It's the wind, I blame the guvvermunt

I'm sure you're right.  It is the fault of the government, especially TwoTier who expels nonsense like hot air non-stop from both orifices.  It could certainly blow a chair over, never mind blow the whole country away.

[Vlad]

I'm sure you're right.  It is the fault of the government, especially TwoTier who expels nonsense like hot air non-stop from both orifices.  It could certainly blow a chair over, never mind blow the whole country 

Trump and Keir would a bloody combination...but the sun is shining here...I am trying to stay on track

[Mups]

It's the wind, I blame the guvvermunt

August 06, 2025, 11:04:50 AMDon't start me about gnomes ...did you know there are approximately 4.35 gnomes per person in this country?...no you didn't you thought the came from your local garden centre didn't you? Wrong...immigrants the lot of them.

No no no, Vladsy you mustn't believe such unfair propoganda.   

Gnomes were invented way back in the 1800's,  long before we had any problems like you have been led to believe.

 These kind and happy little Gnomes were intended to  bring us good luck, happiness and prosperity,  so you must fill your new garden with them,  hundreds of them,  and they will look after you and yours forever.   
Here are some I am sending you for starters . . . .