Living on the Edge

Vlad · August 13, 2024, 10:22:55 AM

Quote from: Scrumpy on August 13, 2024, 08:47:29 AMI've had a baby...

easy peasy, I made one! I am a god!

klondike · August 13, 2024, 11:08:51 AM

Quote from: dextrous63 on August 13, 2024, 10:00:35 AMWhat did you have to have inserted to get that process under way?

I think it varies but often a few G&Ts get things started...

Mups · August 13, 2024, 11:54:27 AM

Quote from: Vlad on August 13, 2024, 10:22:55 AMeasy peasy, I made one! I am a god!

Wow.

Did it take you long?

Vlad · August 13, 2024, 02:01:48 PM

Ram bang thank you ma'am ...like a ferret down a rabbit hole

dextrous63 · August 13, 2024, 02:16:05 PM

Quote from: klondike on August 13, 2024, 11:08:51 AMI think it varies but often a few G&Ts get things started...

I know of a mother who found her husband at the time so physically repulsive that she had to get herself blind drunk before allowing nookey to take place.

No surprised that they only had one child, and divorced a long time ago.

And no, it wasn't me and my wife!!

klondike · August 13, 2024, 02:55:47 PM

Remember up to 90% of people are caused by accidents in cars.

JBR · August 13, 2024, 05:28:34 PM

Quote from: Vlad on August 13, 2024, 02:01:48 PMRam bang thank you ma'am ...like a ferret down a rabbit hole

Take my advice. Don't go in there head first. There's a much better way.

Scrumpy · August 14, 2024, 12:00:32 PM

Quote from: Vlad on August 13, 2024, 10:22:55 AMeasy peasy, I made one! I am a god!

You didn't even do THAT on your own.. You needed the help of a woman..

Mups · August 14, 2024, 02:01:19 PM

Quote from: Scrumpy on August 14, 2024, 12:00:32 PMYou didn't even do THAT on your own.. You needed the help of a woman..

. . . so true.

Vlad · August 14, 2024, 03:19:27 PM

Quote from: Scrumpy on August 14, 2024, 12:00:32 PMYou didn't even do THAT on your own.. You needed the help of a woman.

Well, I didn't get much help...but she did remind me that the ceiling needed painting, in between eating an apple. I don't think her heart was in it.

Mups · August 14, 2024, 10:56:17 PM

Quote from: Vlad on August 14, 2024, 03:19:27 PMWell, I didn't get much help...but she did remind me that the ceiling needed painting, in between eating an apple. I don't think her heart was in it.

Speaking from a woman's point of view, I imagine those socks plus your 'wind' problem didn't help much.

GrannyMac · August 15, 2024, 06:31:40 AM

Some very personal details there Mups. You must know Alan D Lord very well....😯

klondike · August 15, 2024, 09:14:33 AM

Or possibly men in general

Scrumpy · August 15, 2024, 11:37:31 AM

Men will tell women most things about themselves..
How they can park a motor in any space no matter how small the space is..
How they can shop in half the time a woman can.
How well endowed they are..

They don't need to tell about smelly socks and 'wind' problems , they speak for themselves..

Vlad · August 15, 2024, 12:09:45 PM

Quote from: Scrumpy on August 15, 2024, 11:37:31 AMMen will tell women most things about themselves..
How they can park a motor in any space no matter how small the space is..
How they can shop in half the time a woman can.
How well endowed they are..

They don't need to tell about smelly socks and 'wind' problems , they speak for themselves..

You have thrown down the gauntlet, on behalf of all the male forum members I accept the challenge! ( a faint cry of 'hoorah!' from a mane in a beige cardigan is heard)
So.....standby to standby...incoming mockery enroute!