Living on the Edge

[Vlad]

I have just cut my toe nails. 

In the living room! 
Fang der Wunderhund ate them 
As edgy as you can get right?

[dextrous63]

Oooh..a double dare!!

[dextrous63]

I have received an online letter confirming my repeat procedure to be carried out in a month.

Such a catchy little name for it....

Oesophagogastroduodenoscopy with dilatation.

[Vlad]

Today, I ran out into the garden whilst there was a thunderstorm and lightning and rain, I shouted  at the sky, ' I bloody dare you, go on! I bloody double dare you!' 
Nothing...Thor the thunder god didn't want to mess with me. 
Radical or what? 

[dextrous63]

Radicalous to the n'th degree.

You've never lost your warlord tendencies Vlad.

[Vlad]

I should have been a Viking, I quite fancy the lifestyle, drinking, whoring, lots of punch ups, but I am not good in boats, I always throw up when I cross the channel. 

[klondike]

If you want to really throw up crossing the channel use the hovercraft. If it is still running of course. I did once and came back on the ferry rather than use it again. They pretended it was a flight rather than just getting chucked from wavetop to wavetop. I reckon one bloke must have upset the stewardess. He ordered a vodka and orange. She poured it into a glass on the table. Right to the brim. I doubt 25% made it down his throat.

Talking of which is Dex's tab open again? If so I'll try one of those now please plus a drink each for those either side of the bar.

[Vlad]

If you want to really throw up crossing the channel use the hovercraft. If it is still running of course. I did once and came back on the ferry rather than use it again. They pretended it was a flight rather than just getting chucked from wavetop to wavetop. I reckon one bloke must have upset the stewardess. He ordered a vodka and orange. She poured it into a glass on the table. Right to the brim. I doubt 25% made it down his throat.

Talking of which is Dex's tab open again? If so I'll try one of those now please plus a drink each for those either side of the bar.

I will pop into the JN in a bit and try one of those, I was under the impression that hovercraft journeys were really smooth and fast, that stone skipping effect you describe would not be my choice. 

[dextrous63]

I found the hovercraft a horrible experience.  The tunnel led to it being obsolete.

[Vlad]

I don't do tunnels either...I think it's genetic, my old man was a miner before joining the military.

[klondike]

I think the hovercraft comfort was very much governed by wave height. If it got too rough they suspended the "flights". The one and only time I tried the thing it was horrible.

[dextrous63]

I don't do tunnels either...I think it's genetic, my old man was a miner before joining the military.

Were you allowed to say what mode of transport you weren't inclined to use when you were in the military?

Could you ask for a personal lectica, with aircon, carried by virgin slaves while another nubile young lassie peeled grapes for you to nibble on?

[Vlad]

No, I was Army, it's a lot different in the RAF

[dextrous63]

😬😬😬😬

[Scrumpy]

Oesophagogastroduodenoscopy

'Aw, there's lovely'