Living on the Edge

Started by Vlad, August 06, 2024, 01:09:32 PM

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Scrumpy

Quote from: Mups on August 06, 2024, 08:15:10 PMI threw 8 snails over next door's fence last night.

He's a nasty old git, so I don't feel guilty.  :wink:
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Vlad

This morning  I did some extreme photocopying, and didn't once think of plonking my arse on the screen.
 
 Oh yeah baby!!
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

JBR

Quote from: Vlad on August 09, 2024, 05:38:28 PMThis morning  I did some extreme photocopying, and didn't once think of plonking my arse on the screen.
 
 Oh yeah baby!!
Extreme photocopying?  I once did photocopy my arse wen ah wer a lad.
I was a little overweight in those days, so I had to be very careful not to crack the glass.
No, don't ask, because I don't still have it.
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klondike

Quote from: JBR on August 09, 2024, 06:45:50 PMNo, don't ask, because I don't still have it.
Just think - you may have destroyed or lost a valuable collectors item.

Or not.

Vlad

Quote from: JBR on August 09, 2024, 06:45:50 PMExtreme photocopying?  I once did photocopy my arse wen ah wer a lad.
I was a little overweight in those days, so I had to be very careful not to crack the glass.
No, don't ask, because I don't still have it.
Extreme for me, granddaughter is a SEND teacher at a local primary school, her printer has gone tits up so asked me to copy some info for new parents
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

JBR

Quote from: Vlad on August 09, 2024, 08:14:39 PMExtreme for me, granddaughter is a SEND teacher at a local primary school, her printer has gone tits up so asked me to copy some info for new parents
Wen ah wer teaching, we knew about SEN, but what on earth is the 'D' for?
Special Educational Needs... and Dim?
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Ruthio

Quote from: JBR on August 09, 2024, 08:34:47 PMWen ah wer teaching, we knew about SEN, but what on earth is the 'D' for?
Special Educational Needs... and Dim?
Watchit!

SEND ~ Special Educational Needs and Disabilities

Vlad

Quote from: Ruthio on August 09, 2024, 10:45:48 PMWatchit!

SEND ~ Special Educational Needs and Disabilities
Thanks Ruthio.😚
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

dextrous63

So many acronyms nowadays.  I used to enjoy changing the words.  Eg.

SLT (senior leadership team) —- stupid little twats

AB (academic board) —- academic boredom 

HoY (head of year) — haters of youngsters.

JBR

Quote from: dextrous63 on August 10, 2024, 08:09:40 AMSo many acronyms nowadays.  I used to enjoy changing the words.  Eg.

SLT (senior leadership team) —- stupid little twats

AB (academic board) —- academic boredom

HoY (head of year) — haters of youngsters.
I'm sure I have seen this one somewhere recently: SHIT

Any idea what it stands for?
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dextrous63

Quote from: JBR on August 10, 2024, 12:35:54 PMI'm sure I have seen this one somewhere recently: SHIT

Any idea what it stands for?
Ah, I once held the post for a year.

School Head of Information Technology.

I preferred being referred to by the acronym, as it reflected my skill set somewhat more accurately😉

Vlad

On Wednesday I put the bins out before 1900hrs, I waited for the street bin 'bosses' to complain !!!They didn't

Thats me .....Living the dream.
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

JBR

Quote from: dextrous63 on August 10, 2024, 12:52:40 PMAh, I once held the post for a year.

School Head of Information Technology.

I preferred being referred to by the acronym, as it reflected my skill set somewhat more accurately😉
Aha!  I thought I'd seen it somewhere before.
I remember now, you told us about your new employment position.  Well done!
I had often wondered whether such a description would suit you.  😉
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GrannyMac

Quote from: Vlad on August 10, 2024, 01:33:41 PMOn Wednesday I put the bins out before 1900hrs, I waited for the street bin 'bosses' to complain !!!They didn't

Thats me .....Living the dream.

You daring rascal!

I didn't indicate when I approached a roundabout early this morning.  There was no other traffic, but still! 
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Vlad

Quote from: GrannyMac on August 10, 2024, 06:19:30 PMYou daring rascal!

I didn't indicate when I approached a roundabout early this morning.  There was no other traffic, but still!
Rock n roll or what?
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."