Things that pee you off..

[dextrous63]

It'd help if you shaved your moustache off too, and coloured your hair away from grey.

Edit...good morning, by the way 😊

[Mups]

It'd help if you shaved your moustache off too, and coloured your hair away from grey.

I'm also trying to grow hairs up my nose and in my ears -  just like yours -   and burping as loud as you as I tried clothes on in the shop  would just be the finishing touch.

 . . .  on no,  hold on,  I forgot . . .   how do you get your feet to smell like a rotting compost?   

[dextrous63]

I'll have you know that I "bathe" my feet every day in a bucket of slugs and snails, who happily feed off them and leaves my feet clean with a protective film on.

It also keeps them off my broccoli plants.  😬

[Mups]

I'll have you know that I "bathe" my feet every day in a bucket of slugs and snails, who happily feed off them and leaves my feet clean with a protective film on.

It also keeps them off my broccoli plants.  😬

Well something smells like a compost heap,  so my advise would be to try a bath instead.   Can't have the patrons frightened off, after all. 

[Scrumpy]

I'll have you know that I "bathe" my feet every day in a bucket of slugs and snails, who happily feed off them and leaves my feet clean with a protective film on.

It also keeps them off my broccoli plants.  😬

Where on your body do you grow broccoli plants.. !

[dextrous63]

Where on your body do you grow broccoli plants.. !

Do you want photos?😬

[Alex]

Things that pee you off....

People who say "I don't mind" when they actually do mind 

[Silver Tabby]

Where on your body do you grow broccoli plants.. !

Noo - don't go there - I have seen the videos - definitely X rated!!

[Mups]

Noo - don't go there - I have seen the videos - definitely X

Tabby's right.  


Now then - behave.   Back on topic. 

[klondike]

Why do debits appear on credit card bills appear pretty much immediately but refunds take days meaning you need to hang on to the refund slip.

[Mups]

Pegging the washing out,  I just get to the very last item and it starts spitting with rain!

[muddy]

That's what always happens to me ! 

[Scrumpy]

The doorbell rings when you have just sat down on the sofa with a cup of tea.

[Mups]

The doorbell rings when you have just sat down on the sofa with a cup of tea.

. . . . or worse still,  got got in the shower. 

[GrannyMac]

Pegging the washing out,  I just get to the very last item and it starts spitting with rain!

I'll take that too!

Or, when I've just watered all my pots and baskets, and ten minutes later it rains!