Things that pee you off..

[Alex]

Spain have won every game and scored the most goals in the competition  ,but we are England 

[Vlad]

Is Scotland supporting the Spanish? Anyone know?

[Mups]

Another thing that really pee's me off is drivers who will not use their indicators. 

[1955vintage]

When I took my test in the early 70's , MSM - mirror, signal manoeuvre - was taught. Nobody seems to do it anymore.

[Scrumpy]

Another thing that really pee's me off is drivers who will not use their indicators. 

Indicators!!!  Are they them things that we wind the window down and stick out.. ?

[Mups]

Indicators!!!  Are they them things that we wind the window down and stick out.. ?

Hah.   I remember my lovely old Morris Minor,  and it had those little orange arms that shot out the sides.

(No,  they weren't mine).

[klondike]

They were part of the O level physics syllabus in the 60s and were already pretty much obsolete by then.

[Vlad]

I understand that the new government will not only give us a Bank Holiday if England wins against Spain, Gareth Southgate will receive a Knighthood, all the players will receive a Sainthood. Rumours about the presentation of a Jockeys Nostril Platinum All Areas Pass  for the player scoring the winning goal have been dismissed by a Vlad Enterprises Inc spokesperson 

[JBR]

I understand that the new government will not only give us a Bank Holiday if England wins against Spain, Gareth Southgate will receive a Knighthood, all the players will receive a Sainthood. Rumours about the presentation of a Jockeys Nostril Platinum All Areas Pass  for the player scoring the winning goal have been dismissed by a Vlad Enterprises Inc spokesperson

Ah, but the alternatives.
If England loses to Spain, all the players will be sent to prison, Gareth Southgate (who's he?) will be shot.
If any of our players manage to score a goal, they will be awarded a Jockey's Nostril all Areas Pass for a period of five minutes.

[GrannyMac]

Is Scotland supporting the Spanish? Anyone know?

Not this Scot!  C'mon England!!  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

it would be different if it was Scotland V England of course 😉 

July 13, 2024, 07:34:23 AM

Ah, but the alternatives.
If England loses to Spain, all the players will be sent to prison, Gareth Southgate (who's he?) will be shot.
If any of our players manage to score a goal, they will be awarded a Jockey's Nostril all Areas Pass for a period of five minutes.

😆😂😄

[Scrumpy]

Ah, but the alternatives.
If England loses to Spain, all the players will be sent to prison, Gareth Southgate (who's he?) will be shot.
If any of our players manage to score a goal, they will be awarded a Jockey's Nostril all Areas Pass for a period of five minutes.

.. and a kick around with Kev's balls..!!!!

July 13, 2024, 07:56:19 AM

Drivers who start moving away while I am still playing around with the seat belt.

[Alex]

The winners tomorrow get to keep Gibraltar 

[Scrumpy]

[Silver Tabby]

Good grief - all this fuss about a few men kicking a ball about.

[klondike]

You couldn't possibly understand. Men take their balls very seriously indeed.