Things that pee you off..

dextrous63 · June 28, 2024, 11:27:49 PM

Quote from: JBR on June 28, 2024, 11:15:13 PMCricket?

Jiminy 😉

Scrumpy · June 29, 2024, 09:49:55 AM

Quote from: dextrous63 on June 28, 2024, 08:46:18 PMAs a teensy aside, has anyone (or do you know anyone who has) bought a piece of the cross that was used to crucify Jesus? I remember seeing slivers of timber being advertised for sale in old Readers Digests. There were also little phials of water from the River Jordan for sale.

You are lucky... I happen to have a piece for sale.. I wouldn't normally let it go but you are .. deserving of the sliver I have had in my knicker drawer for many years..
I will do you a good deal because I know that you are a desperate man in need of help.. A cheque or money order will be fine..

June 29, 2024, 09:59:25 AM

13 pounds for a car wash near me.. some blokes with buckets in a shopping centre car park..

JBR · June 29, 2024, 10:41:22 AM

Quote from: Scrumpy on June 29, 2024, 09:49:55 AMYou are lucky... I happen to have a piece for sale.. I wouldn't normally let it go but you are .. deserving of the sliver I have had in my knicker drawer for many years..
I will do you a good deal because I know that you are a desperate man in need of help.. A cheque or money order will be fine..

Is it still for sale? Being a deeply religious person, this sounds very attractive to me, especially if you are happy to send it carefully wrapped in one of your old knickers.
I usually use bank transfers for paying online.

Raven · June 29, 2024, 11:09:26 AM

Just put 2 ropes of washing out, now it's trying to rain.

Scrumpy · June 30, 2024, 09:21:43 AM

People who are always late and think it's amusing ..

Alex · June 30, 2024, 01:07:13 PM

I'm often late

dextrous63 · June 30, 2024, 01:08:53 PM

Quote from: Alex on June 30, 2024, 01:07:13 PMI'm often late

Jesus only managed to become late once.

klondike · June 30, 2024, 02:36:27 PM

Made up for it by doing extra time a few days later too.

dextrous63 · July 01, 2024, 10:58:01 AM

Quote from: klondike on June 30, 2024, 02:36:27 PMMade up for it by doing extra time a few days later too.

You only live twice Mr Jesus.

Scrumpy · July 01, 2024, 11:36:43 AM

Blunt garden shears

klondike · July 01, 2024, 11:37:41 AM

Needing even blunt ones and not having any because you gave them away so using secateurs and scissors instead

Raven · July 01, 2024, 04:27:53 PM

Having to wait in for a delivery that should have arrived between 1pm and 3.30pm.......Still waiting.

klondike · July 01, 2024, 06:06:25 PM

When I was young I was expecting flying cars in 2024
Not 72 genders

dextrous63 · July 01, 2024, 08:29:32 PM

Quote from: klondike on July 01, 2024, 06:06:25 PMWhen I was young I was expecting flying cars in 2024
Not 72 genders

Ooh, I think we can do better than that.. I've started to amend the lyrics to.....

Seventy six trombones led the LGBTQ parade,
With a hundred & ten cornets close at hand.
They were followed by rows and rows,
Of the finest virtuosos,
The cream of every famous band.

Alex · July 02, 2024, 08:32:59 AM

Young women drivers (again) and their sense of entitlement ! Oh and the England football manager.