A Ripping Yarn.

Scrumpy · May 31, 2024, 04:01:21 PM

I've escaped from the home..

I can't do any talking parts.. No teeth..

dextrous63 · May 31, 2024, 04:06:53 PM

Could you chomp on my feet, à la reflexology? They're killing me after my daily workout jogging in my vat of grapes. Hard work, but as well as helping to make wine, the acid in the grape juice is great for treating my verrucas.

Vlad · May 31, 2024, 04:28:55 PM

I am getting seriously worried about the mental capacity of some of my star players

klondike · May 31, 2024, 04:39:00 PM

All fixed. It was broken in four places. They were busy with some bloke who had somehow got a lightbulb stuck up his bum so I did the job myself. Couldn't use anesthetic as I was pinning it myself but I've taken a couple of paracetamol now and I'm all good to go. Just in time for my appointment at Specsavers.

GrannyMac · May 31, 2024, 05:47:51 PM

This thread is seriously weird, and funny! 😱😂

klondike · May 31, 2024, 05:57:49 PM

Not as weird as that bloke in the hospital with the lightbulb stuck up his bum. Kept whining on about his missing aniseed balls.

dextrous63 · May 31, 2024, 06:27:39 PM

Charley alpha Romeo, niner niner niner, bingo, full house. Over.

May 31, 2024, 06:36:56 PM

Quote from: klondike on May 31, 2024, 05:57:49 PMNot as weird as that bloke in the hospital with the lightbulb stuck up his bum. Kept whining on about his missing aniseed balls.

Talking of balls, scrumpy did a top job sucking my balls (of my feet).

Michael Rolls · May 31, 2024, 07:19:33 PM

on number 4 - ve hav vays of making you talk

dextrous63 · May 31, 2024, 08:57:09 PM

Quote from: Michael Rolls on May 31, 2024, 07:19:33 PMon number 4 - ve hav vays of making you talk

You're a fuzzy wuzzy scoundrel of the highest order.

Michael Rolls · June 01, 2024, 06:14:21 AM

guilty as charged

dextrous63 · June 01, 2024, 06:15:54 AM

😬😬😬😬

Scrumpy · June 01, 2024, 08:27:48 AM

Quote from: dextrous63 on May 31, 2024, 06:27:39 PMCharley alpha Romeo, niner niner niner, bingo, full house. Over.

May 31, 2024, 06:36:56 PMTalking of balls, scrumpy did a top job sucking my balls (of my feet).

I am pleased to have been of service..
May I add that you have very small feet.. I hope it didn't affect your life too much..

dextrous63 · June 01, 2024, 08:46:03 AM

Well, they do say that from tiny acorns, mighty oaks do grow.😬

klondike · June 01, 2024, 09:02:30 AM

I spotted the director has been up all night checking out busty barmaids on the casting couch so he may be a bit late on set.

dextrous63 · June 01, 2024, 09:11:14 AM

Has his back given out again? We warned him about that when he kept disappearing into the Red Suite of rooms in the b&b ( ie S&M parlour) he owned above a pub he once ran on another site.

Old habits die hard, as they say😬