A Ripping Yarn.

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dextrous63

#30
May 30, 2024, 10:17:23 PM
Quote from: JBR on May 30, 2024, 10:15:30 PMDo Sarf African dogs have a particular accent?  Or a particular bark?
Don't they say sisiges instead of sausages?

And do they add a g in the middle of "woof"?

GrannyMac

#31
May 31, 2024, 07:46:09 AM
Yis. 😉
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

#32
May 31, 2024, 08:30:42 AM

I am so sorry but I will not be at the shooting...
Matron said I am not allowed out and must stop showing off..
She has taken away my dentures.. :cry: :cry:
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Vlad

#33
May 31, 2024, 08:40:46 AM Last Edit: May 31, 2024, 08:42:29 AM by Vlad
Quote from: Scrumpy on May 31, 2024, 08:30:42 AMI am so sorry but I will not be at the shooting...
Matron said I am not allowed out and must stop showing off..
She has taken away my dentures.. :cry: :cry:
and so it bloody starts! Bloody prima donnas..
Anyway I have a stand in to replace you. So there! 

Oh btw I need an Australian..anyone got a spare Australian hanging about who needs some acting work?

May 31, 2024, 08:42:29 AM
Quote from: Alex on May 30, 2024, 07:24:34 PM5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

I don't have a dog either..... I can feel a flounce coming on here.....c
Can you do an Australian accent?
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

Vlad

#34
May 31, 2024, 08:57:31 AM
Good morning actors....

An update ...again 

A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type  
( moustache is not obligatory ) .......Position filled, because of the hair....Klondike

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span...position filled..Dextorious.

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke......position filled if Phil agrees...he has a toolbox.

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar....position filled..Scrumpy from Bar Wench to Pilot...( promotion is fast in Vlad Entertainment)

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled...Granny Mac, coz she has a dog promoted from Chariot driver.

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes, ....position filled..South African pilot, a big mate of our Hero Klondike...JBR
in the role of JB Van Driver from South Africa. Australian fighter pilot Alex Billabong Tie me Kangaroo Down.

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers ....Granny Mac..chariot driver #1.....dual role because after scene 1 she has bugger all else to do. 

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench..

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.


We are looking good 
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

JBR

#35
May 31, 2024, 11:07:04 AM
Quote from: Vlad on May 31, 2024, 08:57:31 AMGood morning actors....

An update ...again


6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes, ....position filled..South African pilot, a big mate of our Hero Klondike...JBR
in the role of JB Van Driver from South Africa. Australian fighter pilot Alex Billabong Tie me Kangaroo Down.

Er, no.  I agreed to play the dog.  I'm good at dogging.
Numquam credere Gallicum

GrannyMac

#36
May 31, 2024, 11:20:48 AM
Nope, just no.  I don't have a dog!  But I could get off my chariot and be a buxom bartender? 
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Vlad

#37
May 31, 2024, 11:47:23 AM
Bloody actors! The casting is now fixed, if you want to be part time buxom bar wenches no problem ....the cameras will roll tomorrow, I hope you have read your lines and signed your your contracts. Thank you 
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

klondike

#38
May 31, 2024, 01:07:46 PM
Quote from: Vlad on May 31, 2024, 11:47:23 AMhope you have read your lines
Good job heroes are strong silent types....

Vlad

#39
May 31, 2024, 01:34:33 PM
So true mate, the lesser actors in this great tale are always bloody whining, I blame the guvvermunt
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

dextrous63

#40
May 31, 2024, 01:59:15 PM
I can't possibly perform without my daily tonic of aniseed balls which have to be steamed at exactly 87.3 degrees over a bowl of angoras goat piss. 

Vlad

#41
May 31, 2024, 02:06:02 PM
Quote from: JBR on May 30, 2024, 10:15:30 PMDo Sarf African dogs have a particular accent?  Or a particular bark?

May 30, 2024, 10:17:13 PMPerhaps I should mention, before filming begins, that I am not house-trained.
Thats the bloody least of my worries on this set...have you seen the toilets?
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

Vlad

#42
May 31, 2024, 02:26:11 PM
Quote from: dextrous63 on May 31, 2024, 01:59:15 PMI can't possibly perform without my daily tonic of aniseed balls which have to be steamed at exactly 87.3 degrees over a bowl of angoras goat piss.
Bloody behave!
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

klondike

#43
May 31, 2024, 03:15:16 PM
I've just tripped over a bowl of what smells like Angoran goat piss. What sort of idiot leaves stuff like that laying on the floor. Off to get my ankle checked over.

dextrous63

#44
May 31, 2024, 03:58:03 PM
A good way to avoid ankle pain is... to look where you're bleeding well going and not kick a necessity of my very being.
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