Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

There I was, watching telly
Catching crumbs with my belly
Soaking my feet in a bowl of water 
Because I felt I oughta

[GrannyMac]

There I was, watching telly
Catching crumbs with my belly
Soaking my feet in a bowl of water
Because I really felt I oughta
To stop them being sweaty and smelly.

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Bob went swimming in the local pool
In his red budgie smugglers he thought he looked cool

[Scrumpy]

Bob went swimming in the local pool
In his red budgie smugglers he thought he looked cool
He stood on the diving board , the one at the top
 Posed for a bit.. alas, his dive ended in a big belly flop

[Alex]

Bob went swimming in the local pool
In his red budgie smugglers he thought he looked cool
He stood on the diving board , the one at the top
 Posed for a bit.. alas, his dive ended in a big belly flop
Poor old Bob felt such a fool.


There's a Bring & Buy Sale next Saturday in the church hall

[Scrumpy]

There's a Bring & Buy Sale next Saturday in th church hall
Beryl is hoping to sell her husband Paul

[Mups]

There's a Bring & Buy Sale next Saturday in the church hall
Beryl is hoping to sell her husband Paul
For 'twas a toy boy she fancied trying

[Mups]

There's a Bring & Buy Sale next Saturday in the church hall
Beryl is hoping to sell her husband Paul
For 'twas a toy boy she fancied trying 
'Young and handsome,' she said -  sighing

[Alex]

There's a Bring & Buy Sale next Saturday in the church hall
Beryl is hoping to sell her husband Paul
For 'twas a toy boy she fancied trying
'Young and handsome,' she said -  sighing
And he must of course be six feet tall !

[klondike]

The best offer for Paul was two and six

[Scrumpy]

The best for Paul was two and six
The payment offered can be on 'Tick'

[klondike]

The best offer for Paul was two and six
The payment offered can be on 'Tick'
Beryl got groped by Dirty Ernie
He'd forgotten his teeth and was doing a gurney

[Mups]

The best offer for Paul was two and six
The payment offered can be on 'Tick'
Beryl got groped by Dirty Ernie
He'd forgotten his teeth and was doing a gurney 
As he sat there and sucked on a Twix!


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I made a picnic, and sat down the park

[Alex]

I made a picnic, and sat down the park
Shared my egg butties with Mucky Mark

[Ruthio]

I made a picnic, and sat down in the park
Shared my egg butties with Mucky Mark
He relished the taste!

[Mups]

I made a picnic, and sat down in the park
Shared my egg butties with Mucky Mark
He relished the taste! 
Not one went to waste