Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Ruthio

I made a picnic, and sat down in the park
Shared my egg butties with Mucky Mark
He relished the taste! 
Not one went to waste
But oh my then the sky all went dark 

Mups


Alex

Black clouds came scudding overhead
So Mucky Mark headed for the Park keeper's shed

GrannyMac


Black clouds came scudding overhead
So Mucky Mark headed for the Park keeper's shed
When he got there what a shock
When he saw a big padlock


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Alex

Black clouds came scudding overhead
So Mucky Mark headed for the Park keeper's shed
When he got there what a shock
When he saw a big padlock
That put paid to a blow up bed !

Mups

#3725
Poor Lenny thought he would melt
So down in the river he knelt

Scrumpy

Poor Lenny thought he would melt
So down in the river he knelt
People gathered to see him baptised 
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Poor Lenny thought he would melt
So down in the river he knelt
People gathered to see him baptised  
He seemed more than a little surprised

Mups

Poor Lenny thought he would melt
So down in the river he knelt
People gathered to see him baptised  
He seemed more than a little surprised 
And highly embarrassed he felt.

Scrumpy


Dickie saw a tenner laying in the street
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

Dickie saw a tenner laying in the street
So he picked it up and pocketed it, didn't miss a beat!

Mups

Dickie saw a tenner laying in the street
So he picked it up and pocketed it, didn't miss a beat! 
Then he heard a shout

Alex

Dickie saw a tenner laying in the street
So he picked it up and pocketed it, didn't miss a beat!
Then he heard a shout
T'was Horace the gay boy scout     :lipsrsealed:

GrannyMac

Dickie saw a tenner laying in the street
So he picked it up and pocketed it, didn't miss a beat!
Then he heard a shout
T'was Horace the gay boy scout    :lipsrsealed:
He said 'that's mine, give it back, you cheat'.

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Finders keepers Dickie said
So Horace punched him in the head

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


Finders keepers Dickie said
So Horace punched him in the head
Ethel who was passing by
Joined in and whacked Horace in the eye
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..