Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Poor Ed went and sat down the park
He sat there sulking til it got dark
He went into the Jockey's and had some beer
It tasted odd and looked none too clear

[GrannyMac]

Poor Ed went and sat down the park
He sat there sulking til it got dark
He went into the Jockey's and had some beer
It tasted odd and looked none too clear
But he drank six pints, they made their mark.

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Ed left the pub, he was quite tipsy
Even so, he was feeling frisky

[klondike]

Ed left the pub, he was quite tipsy
Even so, he was feeling frisky
When he got home he gave Madge a wink

[Scrumpy]

Ed left the pub , he was quite tipsy
Even so, he was feeling frisky
When he got home he gave Madge a wink
But it got no further, because of the drink

[klondike]

Ed left the pub , he was quite tipsy
Even so, he was feeling frisky
When he got home he gave Madge a wink
But it got no further, because of the drink
So he finished off a bottle of whisky

Ed awoke with a throbbing head

[Scrumpy]

Ed woke with a throbbing head
 I can only say 'Poor Ed'

[klondike]

Ed awoke with a throbbing head
    I can only say 'Poor Ed'
Hair of the dog now that's the thing

[Scrumpy]

Ed awoke with a throbbing head
 I can only say 'Poor Ed'
Hair of the dog now that's the thing
Something that will happiness bring

[Mups]

Ed awoke with a throbbing head
 I can only say 'Poor Ed'
Hair of the dog now that's the thing
Something that will happiness bring 
But instead,  he went back to bed.



As Ada stepped into her bath

[klondike]

As Ada stepped into her bath
She looked in the mirror and had to laugh

[Mups]

As Ada stepped into her bath
She looked in the mirror and had to laugh 
'Cos her drawers she was wearin'

[Ruthio]

As Ada stepped into her bath
She looked in the mirror and had to laugh 
'Cos her drawers she was wearin'
Were so brief and darin'   😮 

[Mups]

As Ada stepped into her bath
She looked in the mirror and had to laugh 
'Cos her drawers she was wearin'
Were so brief and darin'   😮  
They were a pressie from Garth.



There I was,  watching telly

[klondike]

There I was,  watching telly
Catching crumbs with my belly

[Scrumpy]

There I was, watching telly
Catching crumbs with my belly
Soaking my feet in a bowl of water