Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Now please ensure you're on the right thread 😉
All this messing is confusing my head
These days that is easy to do
I'm blaming that Covid flu
And the crazy things the politicians said

[Mups]

Rain, thunder and even hail, they say
For all this heat we're sure going to pay
But the lawns will turn green
Which is long since we've seen
Nature will always have its way.


The man in the Co-op couldn't pay
He said he's lost his wallet that day

[Ruthio]

Rain, thunder and even hail, they say
For all this heat we're sure going to pay
Bring on the rain 🌧 

[Mups]

^  ^  ^  That's one's finished, gal.  ^  ^  ^

[Ruthio]

^  ^  ^  That's one's finished, gal.  ^  ^  ^

Oooops!! 🤣


The man in the Co-op couldn't pay
He said he's lost his wallet that day
He was telling big porkies

[klondike]

The man in the Co-op couldn't pay
He said he's lost his wallet that day
He was telling big porkies
Unusual for Yorkies
Who usually mean what they say

The manager finally came
Said "You're all the same"
You'll have nowt free
At least not from me
You've got only yourself to blame

[GrannyMac]

Pete was feeling really good
He'd got his freezer stocked with food
Beer in the fridge, and a bottle of wine 

[Alex]

Pete was feeling really good
He'd got his freezer stocked with food
Beer in the fridge, and a bottle of wine
His guests would arrive round about nine

[Scrumpy]

Pete was feeling really good
He'd got his freezer stocked with food
Beer in the fridge, and a bottle of wine
His guest would arrive round about nine
Sausage, mash, mushy peas and strawberry jelly for pud

[Ruthio]

We've got the rhythm all wrong again!

[Scrumpy]

Have we..!!!  I've just had a look.. It looks fine to me..
Good... Food
Wine.. Nine
Good.. Pud  (abbreviation for pudding)

[Ruthio]

Have we..!!!  I've just had a look.. It looks fine to me..
Good... Food
Wine.. Nine
Good.. Pud  (abbreviation for pudding)

Meant to be 8 8 5 5 8

Da da de de da de de da
Da da de de da de de da
Da da de de da 
Da da de de da
Da da de de da de de da

Still who cares as long as you're having fun!

[Scrumpy]

You are right.. Good rhymes with pud....... Pronounced pood

perhaps we live in different areas  and pronounce words differently..

Meant to be 8 8 5 5 8

Da da de de da de de da
Da da de de da de de da
Da da de de da
Da da de de da
Da da de de da de de da

Still who cares as long as you're having fun!

Thank you.. I try to have fun...

[Ruthio]

Thank you.. I try to have fun...
It's important when all's said and done!
 

[Mups]

Thank you.. I try to have fun...
It's important when all's said and done! 
So let's carry on and do our best
It's only meant to be in jest
While we're sitting here on our bum.