Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The Jockey's grub was pretty greasy
It made Fat Kev feel slightly queasy
Hotpot turned his face bright green
A million miles from haute cuisine
But Mucky Maureen loved greasy cheesy

[Scrumpy]

Sally was on the crochet stall at the village fete

[klondike]

Sally was on the crochet stall at the village fete
Who's that posh looking bird? Is it Princess Kate?

[Scrumpy]

Sally was on the crochet stall at the village fete
Who's that posh looking bird? Is it Princess Kate?
Sally curtsied low, but what bad luck
Once she was down , she couldn't get up

[klondike]

Sally was on the crochet stall at the village fete
Who's that posh looking bird? Is it Princess Kate?
Sally curtsied low, but what bad luck
Once she was down , she couldn't get up
One of the perils of too much weight

Sally resolved to lose four stone

[Scrumpy]

Sally resolved to lose four stone
Her skinny jeans she had outgrown

[Ruthio]

Sally resolved to lose four stone
Her skinny jeans she had outgrown
She cut down on the carbs

[Scrumpy]

Sally resolved to lose four stone
Her skinny jeans she had outgrown
She cut down on the carbs
And fry-ups cooked in lard

[Alex]

Sally resolved to lose four stone
Her skinny jeans she had outgrown
She cut down on the carbs
And fry-ups cooked in lard
Then started on a diet called The Keto Zone.

Lionel opened a restaurant in the south of France

[GrannyMac]

Lionel opened a restaurant in the South of France
The cuisine was refined, there was a band, and room to dance

[Scrumpy]

Lionel opened a restaurant in the South of France
The cuisine was refined, there was a band, and room to dance
He changed his name to Henri because it sounded twee

[Alex]

Lionel opened a restaurant in the South of France
The cuisine was refined, there was a band, and room to dance
He changed his name to Henri because it sounded twee
'Not very original' his jealous rivals said with glee

[Scrumpy]

Lionel opened a restaurant in the South of France
The cuisine was refined, there was a band, and room to dance
He changed his name to Henri because it sounded twee
Not very original his jealous rivals said with glee
So he called himself Aimee. He thought he'd take a chance


Aimee wore a frock and a bow in his hair

[klondike]

Aimee wore a frock and a bow in his hair
His red high heeled stilettos always earn a glare

[GrannyMac]

Aimee wore a frock and a bow in his hair
His red high heeled stilettos always earn a glare
The clientele was dodgy and the drinks were cheap