Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Aimee wore a frock and a bow in his hair
His red high heeled stilettos always earn a glare
The clientele was dodgy and the drinks were cheap
And Pierre in the back room was a real slimy creep

[Alex]

Aimee wore a frock and a bow in his hair
His red high heeled stilettos always earn a glare
The clientele was dodgy and the drinks were cheap
And Pierre in the back room was a real slimy creep
Aimee wanted to sack him, but he didn't dare !


The Greeks have taken over our local chippy

[Scrumpy]

The Greeks have taken over our local chippy
Chips on a skewer and a garlic dippy

[klondike]

The Greeks have taken over our local chippy
Chips on a skewer and a garlic dippy
Ouzo beats vinegar and that's for sure

[Alex]

The Greeks have taken over our local chippy
Chips on a skewer and a garlic dippy
Ouzo beats vinegar and that's for sure
And a song from Dimitri as you walk thru the door.

[Scrumpy]

The Greeks have taken over our local chippy
Chips on a skewer and garlic dippy
Ouzo beats vinegar and that's for sure
And a song from Dimitri as you walk thru the door
Something not right.. No crispy fishy

[Mups]

One wild, windy night on Dartmoor

[Scrumpy]

One wild, windy night on Dartmoor
Kathy was shocked with what she saw

[Alex]

One wild, windy night on Dartmoor
Kathy was shocked with what she saw
The Jockey's Nostril locals were out in force

[Ruthio]

One wild, windy night on Dartmoor
Kathy was shocked with what she saw
The Jockey's Nostril locals were out in force
And Fat Kev and his lady friend of course

[klondike]

One wild, windy night on Dartmoor
Kathy was shocked with what she saw
The Jockey's Nostril locals were out in force
And Fat Kev and his lady friend of course
That'll be Dirty Gerty Phwoooar!

Gerty's skirt whipped high in the gale

[GrannyMac]

Gerty's skirt whipped high in the gale
Everything was on show, but not for sale

[Scrumpy]

Gerty's skirt whipped high in the gale
Everything was on show ,but not for sale
 January was the 'best before' date
Those that were interested would have to wait

[Mups]

Gerty's skirt whipped high in the gale
Everything was on show ,but not for sale
 January was the 'best before' date
Those that were interested would have to wait 
But she said there was nothing for sale.




On a bright summer day at Lands End

[klondike]

On a bright summer day at Lands End
Many fine poems were penned