Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Luigi told Beryl her mum was his desire
She made him melt, and his heart was on fire

[klondike]

Luigi told Beryl her mum was his desire
She made him melt, and his heart was on fire
Those wonderful wrinkles and blue rinse hair

[Alex]

Luigi told Beryl her mum was his desire
She made him melt, and his heart was on fire
Those wonderful wrinkles and blue rinse hair
For a 42 year old her look was quite rare !

[Alex]

Luigi told Beryl her mum was his desire
She made him melt, and his heart was on fire
Those wonderful wrinkles and blue rinse hair
For a 42 year old her look was quite rare !
As she tottered down the aisle in her wedding attire

Susan arranged the flowers in St. Digby's Church

[GrannyMac]

Susan arranged the flowers in St. Digby's Church
Where years before she was jilted, left there in the lurch

[Alex]

Susan arranged the flowers in St. Digby's Church
Where years before she was jilted, left there in the lurch
She shed a tear over her Hollyhocks

[GrannyMac]

Susan arranged the flowers in St. Digby's Church
Where years before she was jilted, left there in the lurch
She shed a tear over her Hollyhocks
She still wore her wedding frock

[Scrumpy]

Susan arranged the flowers in St. Digby's Church
Where years before she was jilted, left there in the lurch
She shed a tear over her Hollyhocks
She still wore her wedding frock
And for Mister Right she continued to search

[GrannyMac]

Fat Kev was a regular in the Jockeys Nostril pub

[Scrumpy]

Fat Kev was a regular in the Jockeys Nostril pub
Mucky Maureen was one of his many true loves

[Ruthio]

Fat Kev was a regular in the Jockeys Nostril pub
Mucky Maureen was one of his many true loves
Together they made hay! 

[Scrumpy]

Fat Kev was a regular in the Jockeys Nostril pub
Mucky Maureen was one of his many true loves
Together they made hay!
Down in the cellar they would play
And only came upstairs for some grub

[GrannyMac]

The Jockey's grub was pretty greasy
It made Fat Kev feel slightly queasy 

[Alex]

The Jockey's grub was pretty greasy
It made Fat Kev feel slightly queasy
Hotpot turned his face bright green

[klondike]

The Jockey's grub was pretty greasy
It made Fat Kev feel slightly queasy
Hotpot turned his face bright green
A million miles from haute cuisine