The Mother Ship is still going strong
Which goes to show that I was wrong
They still yearn for the site they left
They still think it was the best
And where they feel they really belong.

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Christmas is over, the trimmings are gone

Christmas is over, the trimmings are gone
Soon be time for Mike to get mowing his lawn

Christmas is over, the trimmings are gone
Soon be time for Mike to get mowing his lawn
Klondike will be sailing in his fishing boat

Christmas is over, the trimmings are gone
Soon be time for Mike to get mowing his lawn
Klondike will be sailing in his fishing boat
Without the need of his electric coat

Christmas is over, the trimmings are gone
Soon be time for Mike to get mowing his lawn
Klondike will be sailing in his fishing boat
Without the need of his electric coat
And Scrumpy will be popping to the Co-op at dawn.

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Betty liked to shop for bargains every day

Betty liked to shop for bargains every day
TK Maxx was her favourite it's safe to say

Betty liked to shop for bargains every day
TKMaxx was her favourite it's safe to say
M&S she thought was crap

Betty liked to shop for bargains every day
TKMaxx was her favourite it's safe to say
M&S she thought was crap
She thought the same of Habitat

Betty liked to shop for bargains every day
TKMaxx was her favourite it's safe to say
M&S she thought was crap
She thought the same of Habitat
But she adored the thrill of eBay

Sally was a beauty Queen in 1964

Sally was a beauty Queen in 1964
Her like will now be seen no more

Sally was a beauty Queen in 1964
Her like will now be seen no more
Her femininity was in no doubt

Sally was a beauty Queen in 1964
Her like will now be seen no more
Her femininity was in no doubt
Stunning assets and a mischievous pout

Sally was a beauty Queen in 1964
Her like will now be seen no more 
Her femininity was in no doubt
Stunning assets and mischievous pout
2023 a 6footer with beard that's for sure

Quote from: Scrumpy on January 02, 2024, 06:53:53 PMSally was a beauty Queen in 1964
Her like will now be seen no more
Her femininity was in no doubt
Stunning assets and mischievous pout
2023 a 6footer with beard that's for sure

Brenda was a barmaid at the Dog & Bone