Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike


GrannyMac

Looks like Ruthio did a vanishing trick
Or just didn't fancy starting a new limerick?
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Alex

Looks like Ruthio did a vanishing trick
Or just didn't fancy starting a new limerick?
If you've games on ignore tis easy to miss


Scrumpy

Looks like Ruthio did a vanishing trick
Or just didn't fancy starting a new limerick?
If you've games on ignore tis easy to miss
I guess it's down to me to answer this
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac


Looks like Ruthio did a vanishing trick
Or just didn't fancy starting a new limerick?
If you've games on ignore tis easy to miss
I guess it's down to me to answer this
And I'll put in the last line, double quick. 😉

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The weather is windy, raining and wet
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

The weather is windy, raining and wet
Come summer we can complain about sweat

Scrumpy

The weather is windy, raining and wet
Come summer we can complain about sweat
Trains not running .. No planes taking flight
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

The weather is windy, raining and wet
Come summer we can complain about sweat
Trains not running .. No planes taking flight
But this is a very special night
Drunks singing Auld Lang Syne I bet!

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A wish to you all, a Happy New Year

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Alex

A wish to you all, a Happy New Year
It's eleven o'clock, 'twill soon be here

GrannyMac

A wish to you all, a Happy New Year
It's eleven o'clock, 'twill soon be here
At midnight whilst the people sang
The bells chimed out, they loudly rang
And welcomed 2024 my dears

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At the party in town, Dave was on the booze

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


At the party in town, Dave was on the booze
He was wearing a frock !!. Heaven knows who's
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

At the party in town, Dave was on the booze
He was wearing a frock !!. Heaven knows who's
Slack Alice shouted OI THAT'S MINE
Get it off you pervy swine

Alex

#2307
At the party in town, Dave was on the booze
He was wearing a frock !!. Heaven knows whose
Slack Alice shouted OI THAT'S MINE
Get it off you pervy swine
Dave flounced and shouted' I refuse'  :rolleyes:

The Mother Ship is still going strong

klondike

The Mother Ship is still going strong
Which goes to show that I was wrong

Scrumpy

The Mother Ship is still going strong
Which goes to show that I was wrong 
They still yearn for the site they left
They still think it was the best
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..