Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Brenda was a barmaid at the Dog & Bone
She was friendly with the punters, never moaned and groaned

[Scrumpy]

Brenda was a barmaid at the Dog & Bone
She was friendly with the punters, never moaned and groaned
Freddie was her favourite, he drove a two ton truck

[klondike]

Brenda was a barmaid at the Dog & Bone
She was friendly with the punters, never moaned and groaned
Freddie was her favourite, he drove a two ton truck
He'd take her for a ride in it trusting to his luck

[Scrumpy]

Brenda was a barmaid at the Dog&Bone
She was friendly with the punters,never moaned and groaned
Freddie was her favourite,he drove a two ton truck
He'd take her for a ride in it trusting to his luck
But luck didn't often work, and he'd drive home alone


Maggie hit the jackpot when she married Sid

[Alex]

Maggie hit the jackpot when she married Sid
Their honeymoon was 7 days spent in Madrid

[Scrumpy]

Maggie hit the jack pot when she married Sid
Their honeymoon was 7 days spent in Madrid
But Pablo caught her eye as he served the sangria 

[GrannyMac]

Maggie hit the jack pot when she married Sid
Their honeymoon was 7 days spent in Madrid
But Pablo caught her eye as he served the sangria
He wasn't very subtle as he focused on her rear

[Alex]

Maggie hit the jack pot when she married Sid
Their honeymoon was 7 days spent in Madrid
But Pablo caught her eye as he served the sangria
He wasn't very subtle as he focused on her rear
Sid got very angry, so Pablo ran and hid.

There was a young man called Luke

[Michael Rolls]

There was a young man called Luke
Whose father was a penniless Duke

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man called Luke
Whose father was a penniless Duke
But they had a big house with servants galore

[Michael Rolls]

There was a young man called Luke
Whose father was a penniless Duke
But they had a big house with servants galore
So when daddy passed out on the floor

[Alex]

There was a young man called Luke
Whose father was a penniless Duke
But they had a big house with servants galore
So when daddy passed out on the floor
Luke threw his darts in the door, what a fluke !

[GrannyMac]

Now Nigel's back on the political scene 

[klondike]

Now Nigel's back on the political scene
His opponents will all begin to scream

[Scrumpy]

Now Nigel is back on the political scene
His opponents will all begin to scream
Boris might even become his mate
Nothing's impossible, it's not too late