Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

'Tis a cold and frost morn
Ben is wishing he'd never been born
His radiators are not giving out heat
And his hot water bottle has sprung a leak

[Mups]

'Tis a cold and frost morn
Ben is wishing he'd never been born
His radiators are not giving out heat
And his hot water bottle has sprung a leak 
And he wished he'd never been born.

*  *

There lives a young woman in Geary

[klondike]

There lives a young woman in Geary
Whose morals are subject to query

[Scrumpy]

There lives a young woman in Geary
Who's morals are subject to query
She never asked of your name
 Whether married or from whence you came

[Alex]

There lives a young woman in Geary
Who's morals are subject to query
She never asked of your name
 Whether married or from whence you came
She's after a ring, at least that's the theory.

Guiseppe was a cobbler in Rome

[klondike]

Guiseppe was a cobbler in Rome
Where he set up a most comfortable home

[Ruthio]

Guiseppe was a cobbler in Rome
Where he set up a most comfortable home
His shoes were quite wondrous 👞 🩰 👠 👟 

[Scrumpy]

Giuseppe was a cobbler in Rome
Where he set up a most comfortable home
His shoes were quite wondrous 👞 👟 👠 
But they cost many hundreds

[Alex]

Giuseppe was a cobbler in Rome
Where he set up a most comfortable home
His shoes were quite wondrous 👞 👟 👠
But they cost many hundreds
His stilettos were made with rhinestones

[GrannyMac]

I go to an aqua aerobics class in the local pool
Moving to pop music is the general rule
Some have no rhythm, can't keep in time
Some just jump about, and they think that's fine
I don't know how the instructor keeps her cool!

There's perfect hair and lashes on the glamorous one
She won't admit it, but she's had some work done
She's perma tanned in her designer swimsuit
My cozzie's from Asda I don't give a hoot
If I look a mess, I'm keeping fit and its fun!

[Scrumpy]

 Well  done GrannyMac 
Not all of us have the knack
You write a good line
And your rhyming's just fine
So for you, a well deserved pat on the back

[Mups]

Fred was scraping his windscreen today

[GrannyMac]

Cheers Scrumpy!  Appreciate yours too x



Fred was scraping his windscreen today
He was in a hurry to be on his way

[Mups]

Fred was scraping his windscreen today
He was in a hurry to be on his way 
With his hands going numb
And so  was his bum

[Scrumpy]

Fred was scraping his windscreen today
He was in a hurry to be on his way
With his hands going numb
And so was his bum
He decided at home he would stay


Fred sat by the fire to thaw himself out