Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

There was a young lad from Poole
Who was always bunking off school
He would hide in the park
Until nearly dark
Or the air got to be just too cool

[Mups]

A handsome young man from York

[Alex]

A handsome young man from York
Took a girl for a weekend in Cork

[Scrumpy]

A handsome young man from York
Took a girl for a weekend in Cork
They travelled by ferry
Had a drink and were merry

[Alex]

A handsome young man from York
Took a girl for a weekend in Cork
They travelled by ferry
Had a drink and were merry
Turned out the young man was a dork !

January 08, 2025, 12:46:22 PM
A Cockney man living in Barry

[Scrumpy]

A Cockney man living in Barry
Went by the name as old 'arry

[Ruthio]

A Cockney man living in Barry
Went by the name as old 'arry
But his real name was Big Alf

[GrannyMac]

A Cockney man living in Barry
Went by the name of old 'arry
But his real name was Big Alf
He avoided shop staff
When nicking as much as he could carry

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An old dear called Edie from Chester

[Ruthio]

An old dear called Edie from Chester
Was sweet on young Barry from Leicester 

[Scrumpy]

An old dear called Edie from Chester
Was sweet on young Barry from Leicester
But Barry had his heart set on Sally
Who one day he hoped he would marry

[Alex]

An old dear called Edie from Chester
Was sweet on young Barry from Leicester
But Barry had his heart set on Sally
Who one day he hoped he would marry
The wedding he planned was at Easter.

A grumpy old Welshman from Bala

[Mups]

A grumpy old Welshman from Bala 
Got chased round his garden by an Ipala

[klondike]

A grumpy old Welshman from Bala
Got chased round his garden by an Ipala
He was a little too slow
As I'm sure we now know
And wished it  had been a koala

[Mups]

'Tis a cold and frost morn

[klondike]

'Tis a cold and frosty morn
Ben is wishing he'd never been born