You couldn’t make it up!

Started by Michael Rolls, October 25, 2025, 02:09:17 AM

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klondike

I'll look out for the story of demented middle class lefty protestors stopping him from being deported....

JBR

Quote from: klondike on October 26, 2025, 07:13:27 AMhttps://www.google.co.uk/search?q=How+long+before+white+British+are+no+longer+the+majority+in+the+united+kingdom&hl=en
So probably in about 40 years, then?
I shall not be here; Marge would be about 100 (possibly); we have no children, fortunately.

Children being born at present will be, by then, around 40.  I wonder what the country will be like for them.  I suspect that many might well be emigrating as things change, perhaps long before they are 40... if they are lucky.  I expect that, unless changes are made, all cities and large towns will have a mosque on every street corner; many churches will have closed (or been converted!).

I must add that it does upset me thinking about how many of our men have died in two world wars, who gave their lives in the hope of a bright future for our country.  I wonder what it would have been like if the Nazis had taken control of the UK and, of course, most of Europe.  What changes would have been made?

Of course, regardless of that, the country is very likely to be even poorer than it is today, with comparatively fewer opportunities.  I wonder how much Reform UK can do in another four years from now, assuming that they are elected to government.  I'm sure the situation will, by then, be even worse than it is now.
Numquam credere Gallicum

klondike

Quote from: JBR on October 26, 2025, 10:16:37 AMSo probably in about 40 years, then?
Either your calculator or calendar needs a new battery. We are nearly 2026 and in that link it says about 2056.

I would have added a smiley but there is sod all to smile about I'm afraid.

White British are already a minority in parts. Even when we are a minority overall there will still be areas where we are in the majority. Of course by then it will be us in the little enclaves rather than our guests being in ghettos as most are now. Come the next century we'll be the ones in ghettos. If we are lucky enough to still be around at all of course.

Scrumpy

Quote from: klondike on October 26, 2025, 10:44:37 AMWhite British are already a minority in parts. Even when we are a minority overall there will still be areas where we are in the majority. Of course by then it will be us in the little enclaves rather than our guests being in ghettos as most are now. Come the next century we'll be the ones in ghettos. If we are lucky enough to still be around at all of course.

It will come about that we will only be the Majority in the little villages down the west country..
The little villages that have a quaint teashop and cakes on doilies ..
But we will only be permitted to groups of two... anymore and we will be suspected of (plotting)...
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Twos company; threes a conspiracy I suppose :grin:

GrannyMac

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖


JBR

Quote from: klondike on October 26, 2025, 10:44:37 AMEither your calculator or calendar needs a new battery. We are nearly 2026 and in that link it says about 2056.

Fair enough.  In 30 years I shall be 103 and Marge 94.  I shall have gone to heaven(!) and Marge is likely to be beyond caring.
Numquam credere Gallicum

klondike

In 30 years I might be adding to my collection of cards from the king. But probably not. Wonder if there'll even be a king then or will we be on Ayatollahs by then.

Alex


Ashy

Apparently the government is going to get to the bottom of this man, that should please the prime minister.

Dextrous63


Ashy

AND I would like to point out that they didn't need any digital id to arrest him. 

JBR

Quote from: Ashy on October 26, 2025, 05:41:01 PMApparently the government is going to get to the bottom of this man, that should please the prime minister.
Yes, I've heard that the PM is quite interested in bottoms!
Numquam credere Gallicum

Dextrous63

Quote from: Ashy on October 26, 2025, 06:09:43 PMAND I would like to point out that they didn't need any digital id to arrest him.
Wouldn't surprise me if he'd landed himself a permanent job in the Home Office, or better still the Department for Education while they were still looking for him.