Why..

[Scrumpy]

   WHY !!
Does Angela Rippon insist on cocking her legs up high in the air..
Doing the splits.. and all that other stuff that only looks good on a younger person.!
Ok.. She's in good nick for an 80 year old but there is something not very nice about a woman of that age putting her legs up everywhere..
When I kneel down on the floor it takes me ages to get up again.. ?

Does Holly Willoughby think she is a little princess who is loved and adored by all.. ?

Hasn't Piers Morgan returned to GMB.. He was right all along about Meghan and Harry..?

Why can't I find the other sock..?

[klondike]

Why don't I get off my backside and do something either useful or healthy. Faulty starter motor today.

[Scrumpy]

Why did I start eating that box of variety biscuits... 
I have three left (the boring ones) ... Might as well finish them off..

[klondike]

Why did I get off my backside and go out in the cold?

[JBR]

Why did I get off my backside and go out in the cold?

To try to get your car to start?  A starting handle would warm you up!

[Alex]

Why did I think you were talking about Angela Rayner  ? 

Must have been the ' cocking the legs' part

[Ruthio]

Bloody woman, drives me nuts, ok so she's in good shape -~ so what!
She's smug and a show-off, every time I see her I want to slap her silly face! 🤭🥳😅

[Mups]

Well I'd cock my leg up for her wages too  - if I could.

[klondike]

Why did I receive an email today telling me the interest rate on my savings account is being reduced and a letter telling me that the interest rate on a credit card is increasing.

[Scrumpy]

Why does that pompous ass Martin Lewis know how to save other peoples money but not mine..!!
He tells you where to put your money.. how to claim this and that.. 
Then another week it all changes.. 

[klondike]

Why do TV Licencing misrepresent the law?

Today's letter...



It says "Act now to avoid breaking the law"

Which is complete BS. The only thing I need to do to avoid breaking the law is to not watch live TV or use iPlayer

I'll probably humour them and complete the I don't need one form unless it is a PITA to fill in.


February 19, 2025, 05:09:43 PM
Well I went through it and completed all the no I don'ts and the one confirm I don't at the end and it says check out all the shite you could watch if you bought a licence. There is no option I could see to say I still don't want one. Going to the page where they list all the shite the only options are buy or renew.

There is an option to phone them but I'll give that a miss.

Fool me once shame on you.

[Alex]

I haven't heard from them for quite a while now......

[JBR]

Why do TV Licencing misrepresent the law?

Today's letter...



It says "Act now to avoid breaking the law"

Which is complete BS. The only thing I need to do to avoid breaking the law is to not watch live TV or use iPlayer

I'll probably humour them and complete the I don't need one form unless it is a PITA to fill in.


February 19, 2025, 05:09:43 PM
Well I went through it and completed all the no I don'ts and the one confirm I don't at the end and it says check out all the shite you could watch if you bought a licence. There is no option I could see to say I still don't want one. Going to the page where they list all the shite the only options are buy or renew.

There is an option to phone them but I'll give that a miss.

Fool me once shame on you.

Well done.  Most of us just chuck them in the bin.
If they call to check up, just say, "Not today, thank you" and shut the door.

[dextrous63]

Weird.  You're being contacted to prove your innocence, which IIRC is supposed to be assumed anyway.

It is their task for them to show your guilt.

Idiots.

[JBR]

They are becoming desperate, now that more and more 'viewers' are choosing not to support them financially.
Of course, their biggest fans (Labour) are thinking about funding them through general taxation.  😮