Starmer is a twerp..

[Scrumpy]

He has pledged 150 million over two years to tackle the boat smuggling gangs..
100 Specialist Investigators who will target criminals engaged in people smuggling gangs.
High Tech Surveillance Equipment..

Gangs can be replaced in the blink of an eye.. You knock one down and another will pop up..
 What a waste of our money..

[dextrous63]

One might have thought that making it a relatively pointless exercise to try to travel here would be a simpler way of destroying the gangs, since they wouldn't have a customer base.  It'd probably be cheaper too.

[JBR]

One might have thought that making it a relatively pointless exercise to try to travel here would be a simpler way of destroying the gangs, since they wouldn't have a customer base.  It'd probably be cheaper too.

Exactly what I have always said.  
- Tents (if they're lucky).
- ID cards for everyone here legally.  Those without get nichts, er, nowt in English.
- Free access to rubber dinghies if they want to sail back to France.

[Scrumpy]

We should offer them no incentive to be here..
No 'freebies '.. comfortable accommodation.. 
They shouldn't be 'free to roam'...

We should transfer them immediately to another country..
Exactly what Sunak was hoping to do and was mocked..
And it would appear that other countries are looking to do this..

[klondike]

I wonder if can get a job doing that. I do hope I won't have to sue them for age discrimination as I'm really looking forward to this £150,0000 a year 4 day week job working from home with an index linked pension and full rights against unfair dismissal from day one.

[JBR]

We should offer them no incentive to be here..
No 'freebies '.. comfortable accommodation..
They shouldn't be 'free to roam'...

We should transfer them immediately to another country..
Exactly what Sunak was hoping to do and was mocked..
And it would appear that other countries are looking to do this..

From what I hear, other countries are talking about Rwanda.  If the Conservatives had had their heads screwed on, they could have begun getting shut of the invaders.  My only remaining question is how much did Rwanda demand for payment?

[dextrous63]

So, to summarise the ex leader of the CPS (ie Starmer), Labour's new mantra for this is, ...

Limp on crime, positively flaccid on the causes of crime.

[klondike]

Considering the massive value those immigrants bring to the country (allegedly) you'd think the likes of Rwanda would be paying us for them.

[Mups]

We should offer them no incentive to be here..
No 'freebies '.. comfortable accommodation..
They shouldn't be 'free to roam'...

We should transfer them immediately to another country..
Exactly what Sunak was hoping to do and was mocked..
And it would appear that other countries are looking to do this..

But wouldn't that cost us even more?
Why are they allowed to land in the first place?

[GrannyMac]

I wonder if can get a job doing that. I do hope I won't have to sue them for age discrimination as I'm really looking forward to this £150,0000 a year 4 day week job working from home with an index linked pension and full rights against unfair dismissal from day one.

Perhaps if you present as non binary, beard and dress, perhaps a blonde wig?  Insist on your pronouns being they/them, and in their spirit of inclusion you're bound to get the job.   A few weeks in you can sue for discrimination because they won't let you use the ladies lav. 😉

[muddy]

Exactly what I have always said. 
- Tents (if they're lucky).
- ID cards for everyone here legally.  Those without get nichts, er, nowt in English.
- Free access to rubber dinghies if they want to sail back to France.

I have always said 
Tents on the Shetland isles 
As it is the hotel owners are taking in MILLIONS of public money to keep the invasion force that will ultimately cause pain and maybe death to our grandchildren .
We are kicking the can down the line what a terrible inheritance .

[dextrous63]

Considering the massive value those immigrants bring to the country (allegedly) you'd think the likes of Rwanda would be paying us for them.

😬😬😬😬😬😬

Am going to cite that quote on the mothership Klondy.  As you know, I can't really name you as the source on there.

[Scrumpy]

But wouldn't that cost us even more?
Why are they allowed to land in the first place?

After a while they wouldn't come here.. knowing they were being transferred elsewhere..
It has already cost us millions .. 

[Alex]

After a while they wouldn't come here.. knowing they were being transferred elsewhere..
It has already cost us millions ..

Wasn't that what Rwanda was SUPPOSED to do ?  Labour didn't even give it a chance and scrapped it as soon as they got into power.

[Ashy]

My theory is that is you pay people a lot of money to stop something they will in fact keep it going. You have to pay them WHEN they stop something. And a few of us with a harpoon gun would soon earn that.