Starmer is a twerp..

[Scrumpy]

Wasn't that what Rwanda was SUPPOSED to do ?  Labour didn't even give it a chance and scrapped it as soon as they got into power.

Absolutely.. Starmer was mocked for trying to enforce it..

[Ashy]

They've also scrapped the luxury yacht moored in Portland

[dextrous63]

They've also scrapped the luxury yacht moored in Portland

Eh?  Sorry but you'll have to explain😳. Unless you're referring to the Bibby bobby bubbly barge thingy.

[JBR]

Son of a Toolmaker has now decided to fast-track illegal immigrants from the Middle East.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/migrant-crisis-labour-keir-starmer-yvette-cooper-home-office-migration

I can only assume that he is determined to ruin this country, but what on earth can he gain from that?

[Alex]

I thought Syria was one place where refugees could now return.   Didn't Assad offer them safe return ?

[dextrous63]

Given that Lammy and his ilk are banging on about reparations for the UK's involvement in having people shipped around the world, you'd have thought we'd be doing everything in our power to prevent it.

[muddy]

Eh?  Sorry but you'll have to explain😳. Unless you're referring to the Bibby bobby bubbly barge thingy.

They should park it in the Thames and rent out cabins there would be loads of takers .

[dextrous63]

They should park it in the Thames and rent out cabins there would be loads of takers .

😬😬😬😬😬

With a bit of imagination, the London Eye could be used as a trebuchet to sling them back across the Channel😉😬🤭

[Ashy]

[GrannyMac]

Good suggestion Dex!  😂😂

[Diasi]

But the UK will have bragging rights for having the fastest immigration system in the world & we'll have no waiting lists & backlogs.

[JBR]

But the UK will have bragging rights for having the fastest immigration system in the world & we'll have no waiting lists & backlogs.

True.  I look on the bright side.

When our society changes to what I expect, crime rates will plummet.
Theft = loss of right hand.
Murder = loss of head.
Criticism of leadership = loss of head.
Practising Christianity = loss of head.

[dextrous63]

Every cloud has a silver lining eh, JB.  Although I must admit that I hope my knees will be able to cope with all that praying I'll be forced to do.

[Scrumpy]

True.  I look on the bright side.

When our society changes to what I expect, crime rates will plummet.
Theft = loss of right hand.
Murder = loss of head.
Criticism of leadership = loss of head.
Practising Christianity = loss of head.

.. and our pot holes will be used to put the victim in ready for stoning..

[dextrous63]

Carpetright will be able to reopen those closed stores and sell millions of mats.