Vlad..

[Scrumpy]

Where is he.. ?
 I hope he is ok.. He certainly livens up any forum..

[Mups]

Have just replied on another thread Scrumpy,  I am going to try and find him today.

I have my binoculars and some sandwiches packed,  a bottle of water and my sniffer dogs  are waiting to go. 

Will report back as soon as I am able. 

[JBR]

Yes, he needs to be found.  This forum cannot function in his absence.

[Scrumpy]

Have just replied on another thread Scrumpy,  I am going to try and find him today.

I have my binoculars and some sandwiches packed,  a bottle of water and my sniffer dogs  are waiting to go. 

Will report back as soon as I am able. 

Good work Scooby..  Good to see you running with the pack.. Keep up..
  Marmite sandwiches !!! Yum ,yum..

[Alex]

Last seen asking for help with the Jockey's Nostril refurbishment I believe.      

[Mups]

Good work Scooby..  Good to see you running with the pack.. Keep up..
  Marmite sandwiches !!! Yum ,yum..

I haven't heard anything as yet,  but we hopefully will at some point.

I have been putting some  'Lost'  adverts in the phone boxes as I go along,  with a mug shot of him taken in the Jockey's Nostril car park a fortnight ago.   

When I reach Birmingham I will pop in the local cop shop, and ask them if I can put a 'Wanted'  poster on their notice board.  

[Vlad]

What oh...thanks for posting my bail Mups, there is a tale to be told, standby to standby.

[Mups]

You're welcome, Vlad,  but don't make a habit of getting arrested, will you.
We've told you before to leave those loose women alone. 

 Now then . . .  I've got to thumb a lift all the way back to Northampton now!

[JBR]

You're welcome, Vlad,  but don't make a habit of getting yourself arrested, will  you!

We've told you before to leave those loose women alone. 

Oh, I see.  I wondered where he'd been.
Been picked up by the Fuzz, eh?

[Mups]

Oh, I see.  I wondered where he'd been.
Been picked up by the Fuzz, eh?

Yes JBR.    When I got to Birmingham police station to stick the 'Wanted'   poster up,  that's when I was told they'd locked him up.   (I will let him tell you why). 

I paid the bail,  and they let the old bugger  home.

[Vlad]

Oh, I see.  I wondered where he'd been.
Been picked up by the Fuzz, eh?

Yes and it hurt ...

[Vlad]

Anyway, and as the man said, I'm back!
Sometimes things get a bit difficult and I have to go and hide, it doesn't last for long, but thanks to you all for the concern and thanks to Mups who knows, tracks me down and brings me home.

[dextrous63]

Ah well.  Guess I'll take the plastic wreath out of the dishwasher and put it back into storage.

[Vlad]

We have a dishwasher too, my, how things have changed 😃

[dextrous63]

We have a dishwasher too, my, how things have changed 😃

Haven't they just.  When I was a child, our dishwasher also cleaned and ironed our clothes, tidied up the house and made our food.  Much cheaper to run...no major repairs needed and the only energy expenditure was a loaf of bread and a block of stale cheese once in a while.