Things that pee you off..

Started by Scrumpy, June 18, 2024, 01:14:32 PM

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Alex

#405
August 22, 2024, 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: GrannyMac on August 22, 2024, 04:26:28 PMI like those, they look comfortable. 

(Diverting from looming discussion re undergarments) 😱

They were about a foot too long GM  :grin: so haven't worn them yet

Vlad

#406
August 22, 2024, 05:35:16 PM
Quote from: Alex on August 22, 2024, 04:47:59 PMThey were about a foot too long GM  :grin: so haven't worn them yet
That is the most off putting response I have read in a long time....so back to beige and taupe
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

Alex

#407
August 22, 2024, 05:37:59 PM
Quote from: Vlad on August 22, 2024, 05:35:16 PMThat is the most off putting response I have read in a long time....so back to beige and taupe

Nowt wrong with being a short arse !

Vlad

#408
August 22, 2024, 10:35:45 PM
Six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy, I think that's a shocking indictment of the state of our society 
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

GrannyMac

#409
August 23, 2024, 07:08:22 AM
They're not grumpy either, and you're certainly not bashful! ☺️
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Vlad

#410
August 23, 2024, 07:54:43 AM
Quote from: GrannyMac on August 23, 2024, 07:08:22 AMThey're not grumpy either, and you're certainly not bashful! ☺️
Boom boom! 😁
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

Vlad

#411
August 23, 2024, 08:51:48 AM
Clare bloody Balding. 'nuff said
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

Alex

#412
August 23, 2024, 09:43:37 AM
Carol bloody Vorderman 'nuff said

Vlad

#413
August 23, 2024, 10:45:46 AM
Quote from: Alex on August 23, 2024, 09:43:37 AMCarol bloody Vorderman 'nuff said
Nice arse though.
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

Alex

#414
August 23, 2024, 10:47:12 AM
Quote from: Vlad on August 23, 2024, 10:45:46 AMNice arse though.

She's 75% recyclable !

klondike

#415
August 23, 2024, 10:56:29 AM
She's 75% recyclable  recycled! Fixed that for you.

Her political ideas need to go to landfill rather than any recycling centre too. That said I'm sure she could make many old men very happy. Not me though.

Vlad

#416
August 23, 2024, 10:59:22 AM
Quote from: klondike on August 23, 2024, 10:56:29 AMShe's 75% recyclable  recycled! Fixed that for you.

Her political ideas need to go to landfill rather than any recycling centre too. That said I'm sure she could make many old men very happy. Not me though.

I love it when you talk dirty ......
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

Alex

#418
August 23, 2024, 11:49:44 AM
Quote from: klondike on August 23, 2024, 10:56:29 AMShe's 75% recyclable  recycled! Fixed that for you.

Her political ideas need to go to landfill rather than any recycling centre too. That said I'm sure she could make many old men very happy. Not me though.


No need to alter my words, she's 75% recyclable i.e. able to be recycled.  She is after all going to need another pair of new boobs in 10 years time.  That bum you're so keen on may be enhanced too  :smiley:

dextrous63

#419
August 23, 2024, 01:11:38 PM
You lot ought to be ashamed of yourselves.  Our Carol V has selflessly turned her bony into a plastic waste disposal storage site, and all you can do is criticise her.

Blessed be the CV, for she shall inherit (semi) synthetic polymers.
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