The Jockeys Nostril

[Mups]

I've called the bouncers.  It's kicking off round the pool table.

Quick -  they are using the pool cues  for a sword fight now!   

Go and get the fire extinguisher someone . .

[dextrous63]

Quick -  they are using the pool cues  for a sword fight now!   

Go and get the fire extinguisher someone . .

Which one???

[Mups]

Which one??       The nearest one of course!


Too late.     Vlad's on the floor now.   

Dex,  QUICK.    You're nearest . . .  Give him the kiss of life.

[dextrous63]

Let me get my minty breath spray first. 😬

[Alex]

I've called the bouncers.  It's kicking off round the pool table.

Don't worry Dex I give up, too much bull shit for one day !

[dextrous63]

It's been a funny couple of days, to be sure Alex.  All in all, IMHO, I think jogging on to different topic for a while seems sensible.  No need for any major fallouts over this👍😳😬

[GrannyMac]

Never any need for those Dex!  A few drinks later and a singsong, yes?

[dextrous63]

Yes GM.

Early morning hair of the dog.

[Scrumpy]

Anyone fancy a drink.. !!

Lemon or lime in yours Alex  !!!  ...

[klondike]

Now if Dex really wanted to raise a smile on the landlord's face he'd settle his tab. 

[dextrous63]

I'm off to visit my new bestest friend in Belmarsh today to see how to handle this clear implied defamation of my good character.

Debt? P'ah.  As if.

Fake news.

[Scrumpy]

Well... That's another good pub closed down..
 I've just nicked a souvenir .
That bust of a bare chested lady that sits on the bar.. The one where you press the nipples and her mouth opens... and you toss coins in it before it closes.. I reckon there's a few bob in there...
Dirty Dick was always hovering nearby..

 I'm buggered if I will go into Wetherspoons.. 
Might bump into Brian...

[Mups]

Well... That's another good pub closed down..
 I've just nicked a souvenir .
That bust of a bare chested lady that sits on the bar.. The one where you press the nipples and her mouth opens... and you toss coins in it before it closes.. I reckon there's a few bob in there...
Dirty Dick was always hovering nearby..

 I'm buggered if I will go into Wetherspoons..
Might bump into Brian...

Sad we've lost our local though, aint it, Scrumps.   Nowhere else to go for a pint and a laugh now. 

I wonder if anyone thought to let Mucky Maureen out the cellar?   She's been sitting on that barrel waiting for the Landlord for ages. 

[Scrumpy]

Mucky Maureen..!! 
She's fine.. I don't know what she gets up to on that barrel
.. I think there's a bit of rolling going on..

[Scrumpy]

   CLOSING DOWN DRINKS...
 2 for the price of 3....
 No, that's wrong... 2 for the price of 2...
Wrong again... Apologies.. I am not very clever when it comes to numbers..

Buy 2 and we will come to some arrangement..