The Jockeys Nostril

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GrannyMac

#375
August 10, 2024, 06:21:47 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on August 10, 2024, 09:42:55 AMWhat happened there..!!  I was having a chat with Mups and she went to the loo and didn't come back.. Am I boring?
Even Mucky Mick never winks at me..
Is it because I have a shortage of teeth.! and I'm flat chested..!!
Flat chested is better than the alternative, especially at our age. Less to carry for starters. 😉
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Vlad

#376
August 10, 2024, 06:32:44 PM
Quote from: GrannyMac on August 10, 2024, 06:21:47 PMFlat chested is better than the alternative, especially at our age. Less to carry for starters. 😉
Well I could relieve you of the weight in your handbag by letting you buy me a double lager

GrannyMac

#377
August 10, 2024, 07:58:48 PM
No-one is tighter than a Scot living in Yorkshire!  Can't afford it, especially now there's no WFA. 😉
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Vlad

#378
August 10, 2024, 09:31:42 PM
You could have put it on Dex's tab, rumour has it that he is a bit of a winter warmer and does home visits 

dextrous63

#379
August 11, 2024, 02:41:26 PM
I need a drink.

Vlad

#380
August 11, 2024, 03:35:47 PM
And me....this heatwave is Gods way of telling you to drink beer

dextrous63

#381
August 11, 2024, 03:52:19 PM
It's also reminding  me of the perils of having a couple of G&T' followed by a few glasses of sovion plonk.

dextrous63

#382
August 11, 2024, 04:54:56 PM
Have put a few quid behind the bar for drinks n nibbles for all who ask for forgiveness and those who accept it graciously.

So, that excludes me, Klondy& vlad for a start😬

Mups

#383
August 12, 2024, 03:32:47 PM
Another quiet lunch hour.   

There were no end of Pies left over in the kitchen.   

Vlad

#384
August 12, 2024, 04:04:15 PM
Those weren't pies...but tortoises. Fat Kev is Rehoming them....a y chance of a pint while I'm here?

dextrous63

#385
August 12, 2024, 04:10:01 PM
Mmmm.  Cream of turtle soup.

GrannyMac

#386
August 12, 2024, 06:03:09 PM
Quote from: dextrous63 on August 11, 2024, 04:54:56 PMHave put a few quid behind the bar for drinks n nibbles for all who ask for forgiveness and those who accept it graciously.

So, that excludes me, Klondy& vlad for a start😬
Slimline tonic for me please.  The weight loss has slowed down, even a glass of wine is verboten atm. 🥴 
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Vlad

#387
August 12, 2024, 06:29:09 PM
Quote from: GrannyMac on August 12, 2024, 06:03:09 PMSlimline tonic for me please.  The weight loss has slowed down, even a glass of wine is verboten atm. 🥴
A bloody what? This is a boozer not a trendy wine bar, you will have a lager or nowt missus

Mups

#388
August 12, 2024, 10:19:41 PM
I'd better just have a half please,  else I shall be up and down to the loo all night.   

Is Dex still footing the bill, 'cos if so,  I'll have a bag of peanuts as well.   

Ta muchly.
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