The Jockeys Nostril

[Vlad]

Does that mean you are not buying?

[Mups]

Aha,  there you are landlord.   

You managed to escape Naughty Nel's handcuffs at last then.

[dextrous63]

Aha,  there you are landlord.   

You managed to escape Naughty Nel's handcuffs at last then.

Yep. He finally gave her the keys to let him loose😉😬😬

[Vlad]

Good afternoon all, thank you all for your concern. The whole episode was quite traumatic which could be relieved by the offer of copious amounts of lager..?

[Yogi]

A stein of Hofmeister for the landlord

Dex is paying

[Vlad]

Cheers Yogi, can yo stop humping my leg now?

[Mups]

Cheers Yogi, can yo stop humping my leg now?

He did that to me a while back.     Made me late for the hairdressers.
I guess he means well,  and the bruises are almost gone now. 

[Vlad]

My daughter has a mini dachshund, it has fallen in love with my right leg, he just clings on and humps, it does make it difficult to walk.

[dextrous63]

My daughter has a mini dachshund, it has fallen in love with my right leg, he just clings on and humps, it does make it difficult to walk.

If you wrap a duster round him and tied cutlery to your shin, you could get him to polish your silverwear.

[Vlad]

Has anyone ever mentioned that you are a genius?

[Scrumpy]

Some dogs will try and hump anything... 
A bit like a randy old man who think they are the dogs bollix..

[dextrous63]

Some dogs will try and hump anything...
A bit like a randy old man who think they are the dogs bollix..

I'll polish your cutlery anytime😬😬💋

[Mups]

It's very quit in here today,  are they still polishing Vlad's cutlery?

Can I have half a pint and a hot pastie please?

[dextrous63]

Problems with the pipework today Mups.  You can have half a pastie and a hot pint.

[Vlad]

Coming up Madam...cash?