The Jockeys Nostril

[klondike]

Have the police cleared off yet after last night? Is it safe to pop round for a pint?

[Mups]

Have the police cleared off yet after last night? Is it safe to pop round for a pint?

Yes, come on in.   It's alright,  the cops have gone.   
 
 Ten ton Tessie  threatened to do her fan dance, so they scarpered quick.  She can clear any pub in 30 seconds, bless her.   

[klondike]

Has she gone? 

[Mups]

Has she gone?

Yeah, don't worry.    All clear.
We last saw her waving her drawers in the air, and chasing the Sargeant down the road. 

[klondike]

Right I'll try a pint of Stella please

Oh and a drink for everybody else too. Dex's tab obviously.

[dextrous63]

Naturally.  Help yourselves to whatever you want.

[Scrumpy]

Right I'll try a pint of Stella please

Are you talking about 'pint size Stella'..!!
Her with the big head..!!

[klondike]

I don't think she's had the pleasure...

[Mups]

Talking of 'pleasure,'    does anyone know if  our Nel  ever found the key to those handcuffs she put on  Alan D Lord?     No one has seen him lately  . . .

[klondike]

I've noticed he seemed to appear when the Jockey had customers arrive before. I hope he turns up soon I'm still waiting for that lager.

[Scrumpy]

Talking of 'pleasure,'    does anyone know if  our Nel  ever found the key to those handcuffs she put on  Alan D Lord?    No one has seen him lately  . . .

He's tied up at the moment... 

[dextrous63]

I'd heard that he's been helping the police with their queeries😬

[klondike]

What? Macarena classes? They all seem well versed in those already. 

[Vlad]

Totally off topic but I am missing out on the many kind offers of beer, I am not getting any emails notifications from the site 

[klondike]

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