The Jockeys Nostril

[klondike]

My gob is well and truly smacked. I shall endeavour to procure a ringside seat. I wish you the best of luck in this highly dangerous activity.

[Vlad]

Well I have had plenty of practice, holding my breath in anticipation of someone buying me a pint 

[klondike]

Surely when you tapped me up earlier you heard me tell you not to hold your breath?

Anyway have one on me (well Dex) now after you've pulled me a pint of your finest.

[Vlad]

Surely when you tapped me up earlier you heard me tell you not to hold your breath?

Anyway have one on me (well Dex) now after you've pulled me a pint of your finest.

Thank you kind sir, and you Dex, I have a training session later today, I will wet my hair, hold my breath and have a quick grapple in my flat with Mups, she is very helpful in my journey to greatness. 

[dextrous63]

I need a drink.

The wimmin are picking on me for doing the right thing.😢😢

[Silver Tabby]

Mups, I think you'll find that it was our landlord who'd carted off a load of drunk and disorderly coppers.

He'll be in the midst of an investigation involving AC-12

Oooh - Adrian Dunbar - yummy!


July 20, 2024, 05:54:48 PM

eating a jar of cockles ...i

Only just found this thread - haven't a clue what it is all about - but now I must just go and find a jar of cockles!
'xcuse me while I go and raid the store cupboard!!

[Scrumpy]

I am going to sue the joint.. I picked up something nasty here a week last Sunday..

[dextrous63]

Where is Alan D lord?  The place has gone to the dogs lately.

[Yogi]

The place has gone to the dogs lately

Oi you - watch the language 

[Vlad]

Where is Alan D lord?  The place has gone to the dogs lately.

Sorry been in the cellar changing the barrels in hope some bugger will buy me a pint

[Scrumpy]

Strange things stirring in them cellars..
I wouldn't go down there on my own..

[Vlad]

It's dark...dusty with spiders..BIG spiders, lots of bottles of carrot wine..shackles on the wall..something in a grey sack twitching...and that's just the men's lav.

[Mups]

It's dark...dusty with spiders..BIG spiders, lots of bottles of carrot wine..shackles on the wall..something in a grey sack twitching...and that's just the men's lav.

So  someone's obviously had a clean-up down there . . .     

[Vlad]

Boom boom! 🤣🤣

[Scrumpy]

Questions are being asked about the Health and Safety Inspector who entered the Jockey's Nostril 6 months ago.. He seems to have disappeared..
Last time I saw him he was in the hands of Mups.. He was smiling..
He never went through my hands.. My hands are clean and I am not going to take any stick for anyone else..