The Jockeys Nostril

Started by Vlad, June 09, 2024, 11:26:43 AM

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Alex

#30
June 19, 2024, 10:05:44 PM
You missed your calling Vlad !   :grin:

Vlad

#31
June 19, 2024, 10:32:59 PM
I hadn't noticed..nobody said anything.
As a part of my therapyI was told to write down what goes on in my head,,it's scary in there. 🤪

Vlad

#32
June 19, 2024, 10:50:14 PM
Anyway any chance of someone buying me a pint of cooking lager before last orders?

Vlad

#33
June 20, 2024, 12:00:23 PM
I thought I would just pop in before the lunchtime rush and have a large lager, anyone else want a drink?

klondike

#34
June 20, 2024, 12:34:11 PM
Is it Happy Hour?

Scrumpy

#35
June 20, 2024, 12:39:58 PM

Cheers ears... I will have a bitter lager.. small..
 But don't go putting that love drug thing in my beer..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Vlad

#36
June 20, 2024, 12:55:37 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on June 20, 2024, 12:39:58 PMCheers ears... I will have a bitter lager.. small..
 But don't go putting that love drug thing in my beer..

With a cherry and umbrella? It's free, I will bung it on Granny Mac's tab, she won't mind.

Mups

#37
June 20, 2024, 01:08:25 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on June 20, 2024, 12:39:58 PMCheers ears... I will have a bitter lager.. small..
 But don't go putting that love drug thing in my beer..


Be careful Scrumpy,  I am not sure but I think the Cook might have done something when he brought Vlad's Cheeseburger over.   He's been very odd since his missus went off with the bin man.  

Scrumpy

#38
June 20, 2024, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Mups on June 20, 2024, 01:08:25 PMHe's been very odd since his missus went off with the bin man. 

She was rubbish anyway...
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

#39
June 20, 2024, 01:28:16 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on June 20, 2024, 01:26:38 PMShe was rubbish anyway...
I like it . .   :rofl:

Mups

#40
June 20, 2024, 01:48:06 PM
Do you think we need to padlock Vlad to the Poole table tonight so he doesn't disappear again?

I suspect it was something to do with 'er from the chippy down the road.   She's always chatting him up.

klondike

#41
June 20, 2024, 02:44:03 PM
Psst Vlad. Where do they sell that love drug stuff? Asking for a friend.

Vlad

#42
June 20, 2024, 02:51:47 PM Last Edit: June 20, 2024, 02:54:25 PM by Vlad
Quote from: klondike on June 20, 2024, 12:34:11 PMIs it Happy Hour?
It is if you are buying

June 20, 2024, 02:53:08 PM
Quote from: klondike on June 20, 2024, 02:44:03 PMPsst Vlad. Where do they sell that love drug stuff? Asking for a friend.
Nudge nudge! A nod is as good as a 😉 if you know what I mean, I can do you a discount ?

June 20, 2024, 02:54:25 PM
Is anyone actually buying? I have a thirst you could photograph !

dextrous63

#43
June 20, 2024, 07:39:47 PM
Quote from: klondike on June 20, 2024, 02:44:03 PMPsst Vlad. Where do they sell that love drug stuff? Asking for a friend.
B&Q, in the decorating sundries section.

klondike

#44
June 20, 2024, 07:45:18 PM
Thanks.

Bugger they shut in a quarter of an hour. My friend will have to get his skates on. I'll give him a lift. Don't expect me in early tomorrow,
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