The Jockeys Nostril

[Mups]

It'll be the phantom picture nicker. They call him sausage fingers in some parts. He puts silly typos in a lot of my posts which I try to go back and fix but not always.

In that case,  Vlad's got to ban him from entering these premises again.
He can clear off down to the Dog & Bone,  they welcome all sorts of rogues and ruffians there, so he will feel more at home.

Meanwhile,  I must depart as  I need to find that Mucky Mick.  He owes me a fiver.  See ya laters.

[klondike]

I've checked the page source and can see that the rascal modified the url of the picture you posted.

It now says ....

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He had a good old session but the bit that stopped any picture appearing is...
img src="about:invalid"

I'm not quite sure how he managed that.

[dextrous63]

Can't imagine how he might have associated the words "Mups" and "invalid"😬

[klondike]

The bit below suggests a bit of clicking the wrong thing too. It's produced by the button next to the add image button and does this...... 

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All I'm saying is I know who the culprit was and won't be investigating further.

[GrannyMac]

Who exactly is this Alan D Lord? Anybody know him? Could it be a cunningly styled nom de plume?
Were there ever any prizes at all? Could our cash have been divvied up instead?

You do wordgames, I thought you might have sussed his alias.  Could be anyone really. 

Alandlord....😉

[klondike]

Tongue in cheek.

Could it be a cunningly styled nom de plume?

[Vlad]

You do wordgames, I thought you might have sussed his alias.  Could be anyone really.

Alandlord....😉

Gadzooks! Am I rumbled? 

[GrannyMac]

Tongue in cheek.

Could it be a cunningly styled nom de plume?

It was late, for me.  Should have known you were on it! 

[klondike]

I woke too early this morning. Already flagging as my Rescue score will show 

[Vlad]

So I went into the bar, no bugger in so I pulled myself a pint..a large one..put it on Dex's tab, and I noticed..
1. A gnome..plastic..fishing rod and a silly grin sitting on the window seat
2. The jar containing the last of The Seven Eggs of Destiny missing.
So I want some answers...who  invited the gnome ?
And where is my jar?

Heads are going to bloody roll let me assure you, I am not a happy bunny.

[klondike]

Are you sure that gnome is plastic? It sounds like a painted cement one I had until 3 years back. Now all I've got is a suitcase of postcards from the little bugger from all over the country and some beyond. I didn't think he had a passport.

[Vlad]

The one in bar has buggered off..and my jar is still missing, I don't think anyone on here has grasped the enormity of this crime. This looks like a job for Chief Inspector Sprocket 

[Mups]

I just found the Gnomes two mates,  and took a photo as evidence,  but old sausage fingers has nicked that photo now as well!!!       Grrr . . . .

[Scrumpy]

I saw a short guy dressed like that behind the Labour Club .. he was holding something in his hand.. I'm not sure what it was .. I don't think it was a rod ...  because I had a good look when he pointed it at me..

[Vlad]

I saw a short guy dressed like that behind the Labour Club .. he was holding something in his hand.. I'm not sure what it was .. I don't think it was a rod ...  because I had a good look when he pointed it at me..

Ah ha! The plot thickens...there will be an announcement this evening in the bar from our CEO, the beers are free Dex is paying.