The boring thread.....

[Vlad]

I phoned the RSPCA this morning and it went something like this,
"Hi, I am in Sutton Park and I have found a suitcase full of puppies"

"Are they moving?'

" I don't know. But it would explain the suitcase" 

[GrannyMac]

Took me a moment!  😁😂😁

[klondike]

You should try Sutton Park at 4:00am Vlad. Take a Zimmer and some pumps and you can get a free bun. 
Apparently.

[Vlad]

You should try Sutton Park at 4:00am Vlad. Take a Zimmer and some pumps and you can get a free bun.
Apparently.

4 o clock! In the morning? That's when I turn over in my bed, have a sneaky bum burp, a scratch, rearrange the family jewels and go back to sleep 

Today at 06:49:46 PM

Took me a moment!  😁😂😁

The drugs are slowing you down GM, btw how are you today?

[Mups]

Catching your foreskin in a zip is reputed to be even more painful than childbirth

Try wearing underpants,   that might help prevent this.