The boring thread.....

[Mups]

Blooming fireworks at the public display tonight.
Why do they have to have such horrendous bangs?

I counted 135 deafening bangs in the first 9 mins,  they were like bombs every few seconds.   And still it went on . . .

Why can't they have more pretty ones to watch instead of just bang, bang, bang?   

[klondike]

It's the bangs that launch the big pretty stars up into the sky.

[Dextrous63]

I know what you mean, Alex.    Its lovely to come home and the house smells delicious,  and dinner is all cooked isn't it.    Its like having a fairy Godmother.  And the meat is so lovely and tender too. 

Are we back to Vlad'd nether regions 🤷🏻�♂️😬

[GrannyMac]

Who knows! 😬

[Vlad]

I have come over all funny, I pop in just to see if there is anything educational, funny or thought provoking to titillate my fancy and I see complete strangers discussing my love muscle. It's not as if they have had any personal encounters with it, not that I can remember anyway, although there was a period in 1975 in the Gut Malta involving lots of beer and nudity and police which is still very vague and best left that way
Good morning cherubs.

[Dextrous63]

Right, here goes...

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

[Vlad]

Boom boom.

[GrannyMac]

😁😁

[klondike]

[Ruthio]

🥳🥳🥳

[Scrumpy]

I went in the garden to sweep up some leaves.. The first thing I did was tread in some fox poooo!!!
That must be on of the worst smells.. 

I bet Vlad has been in some 'iffy' places that don't smell too healthy..

[Mups]

I went in the garden to sweep up some leaves.. The first thing I did was tread in some fox poooo!!!
That must be on of the worst smells..

I bet Vlad has been in some 'iffy' places that don't smell too healthy..

That certainly is a revolting pong isn't it, Scrumps.  It's hard to get rid off too.  Nice start to the day.  

I have heard that tomato ketchup gets rid of the smell on a dogs coat,  just rub it well in, then shampoo it off again.      I have never tried it,  so can't say if it works or not.