The boring thread.....

[Dextrous63]

Glad you're home Granny. 
Take it easy with the exercise and recovery, it don't pay to rush things at our age.

Your age?  Well, I suppose it did take you and your friend Noah nigh on a century to build the ark.  😬😬

[Scrumpy]

When our quality of life is miserable and painful and an operation can put it right whatever our age we must give it a go.. 
Recovery can be difficult and a struggle.. but I have heard such good things about this op... 
It's a bit like being in labour.. Bloody painful for many..
But so worth it...
Unless you get a brat.. 😃 

[Dextrous63]

When our quality of life is miserable and painful and an operation can put it right whatever our age we must give it a go..
Recovery can be difficult and a struggle.. but I have heard such good things about this op...
It's a bit like being in labour.. Bloody painful for many..
But so worth it...
Unless you get a brat.. 😃

Cooey.  I'm here. 

[klondike]

[Vlad]

When our quality of life is miserable and painful and an operation can put it right whatever our age we must give it a go..
Recovery can be difficult and a struggle.. but I have heard such good things about this op...
It's a bit like being in labour.. Bloody painful for many..
But so worth it...
Unless you get a brat.. 😃

Catching your foreskin in a zip is reputed to be even more painful than childbirth 

[Dextrous63]

Catching your foreskin in a zip is reputed to be even more painful than childbirth

Wimmin are always whinging and moaning about the trials, tribulations and (alleged) pain of giving birth.  Sounds like a load of tosh to me.

As Mr Lammy would say, they need to  ... "Get a grip"

[klondike]

Catching your foreskin in a zip is reputed to be even more painful than childbirth

Been there. Forgot to get the T-shirt. That's the zip thing not the baby thing. Women do go on to have a second or more babies. I doubt many men forget the "mind the zip" lesson.

[Dextrous63]

Exactly.  At least when men get the plague, or "cold" according to parlance, we try to hide away for a week in order to recover.

But, if a woman gets pregnant (largely of her own volition), ... week after week, month after month, nag nag nag, special weirdo food obsessions, new clothes, whoa ar't they, ante natal blox classes, round the Mothercare type shops to buy excessively expensive padded shopping trolleys (pram) which any fella could knock out of a nicked Asda one or an old pallet in a weekend.
 
Then, they drop the sprog out and have 6 months to recuperate.  Again, moan moan moan how tired they are, how useless we men are...

Get the picture?


Have I mentioned the main point of a reel I watched yesterday... oranges.

"If you squeeze an orange then the only thing that will come out of it will be orange juice.

So, if you feel stressed/got at, and squeezed, if what comes out of you is anger, self pity and finger pointing, what does that say about you?"

I've hit the sherry tonight, obviously, and have morphed into digitalis.


Xx

[Raven]

  

[klondike]

I take it Mrs. Dex never reads the posts here 

[Vlad]

Been there. Forgot to get the T-shirt. That's the zip thing not the baby thing. Women do go on to have a second or more babies. I doubt many men forget the "mind the zip" lesson.

Yes wimmen always say childbirth is very painful yet always want another one ...ask a bloke if he wants another kick in the nuts he will say no because that is real pain....

[Scrumpy]

You men get little things caught in places because you have no control over little things..

And .. You only come on here later to talk the tough talk because you know there are no wimmin around to put you in your place.. 
AND... You need back up because you can not stand alone.. 

[Dextrous63]

I take it Mrs. Dex never reads the posts here 

Of course.  Give me some credit 😉😬

[Vlad]

You men get little things caught in places because you have no control over little things..

And .. You only come on here later to talk the tough talk because you know there are no wimmin around to put you in your place..
AND... You need back up because you can not stand alone.. 

you are so cruel ....😢😢😢

[klondike]

She's really got into character since becoming Miss Whippy