The boring thread.....

Alex · August 19, 2025, 11:52:16 AM

Discount day in Iceland today

Bit grey here this morning.....

Scrumpy · August 19, 2025, 12:48:29 PM

Watering my thirsty plants...

Michael Rolls · August 19, 2025, 12:50:15 PM

Much cooler than of late. Put a fleece on for the first time for a week or so

Vlad · August 19, 2025, 09:02:17 PM

Apparently a man's body has been found in a park nearby. They police have described him as having a beer belly, saggy ballls, shit haircut, wrinkly ass and a small penis, has anyone spoken to Dextrous today? I am concerned.

Mups · August 19, 2025, 09:37:33 PM

Quote from: Vlad on August 19, 2025, 09:02:17 PMApparently a man's body has been found in a park nearby. They police have described him as having a beer belly, saggy ballls, shit haircut, wrinkly ass and a small penis, has anyone spoken to Dextrous today? I am concerned.

You wait till he sees that.

Vlad · August 19, 2025, 09:42:41 PM

Quote from: Mups on August 19, 2025, 09:37:33 PM You wait till he sees that.

I have gone into hiding 😀

Mups · August 19, 2025, 10:06:43 PM

Quote from: Vlad on August 19, 2025, 09:42:41 PMI have gone into hiding 😀

Ssshh.

I'll bring you a lager and a bag of Scratchings in a mo. . .

Dextrous63 · August 19, 2025, 10:49:03 PM

It's a fair cop guv. You've got me bang to rights. 'Twas that last glass of sherry wot done it.

GrannyMac · August 20, 2025, 07:07:29 AM

Raining overnight! It was cool yesterday and a bit damp. Plants are reviving a bit.

Not weather for kipping in the park Dex. 😊

Mups · August 20, 2025, 08:51:35 AM

Good morning all. Looks like its been drizzling all night here too, Granny.

Got to go to the post office this morning to send some 'poo' samples for the Animal laboratory for analysis. I hate it when they ask 'What's in the parcel,' I find it a bit embarrassing in front of a queue full of people.

Perhaps its silly really, because its no different from sending off a human sample I suppose.

Bet no one else is doing anything anywhere near as exciting as that today.

klondike · August 20, 2025, 10:15:38 AM

I'd lie

Mups · August 20, 2025, 12:00:44 PM

Quote from: klondike on August 20, 2025, 10:15:38 AMI'd lie

Hah. Worse still today, because the bloke asked the value of the package too !!!

Alex · August 20, 2025, 12:04:07 PM

Dull here again today, my windows look minging but if rain is on the way, there's no point cleaning them

Scrumpy · August 20, 2025, 01:29:02 PM

Quote from: Vlad on August 19, 2025, 09:02:17 PMApparently a man's body has been found in a park nearby. They police have described him as having a beer belly, saggy ballls, shit haircut, wrinkly ass and a small penis, has anyone spoken to Dextrous today? I am concerned.

You know him too well Sir.. Very suspicious ..

klondike · August 20, 2025, 03:04:46 PM

Quote from: Mups on August 20, 2025, 12:00:44 PMbloke asked the value of the package too

That's so he can upsell the stamp. I think default compo if they lose it or drive over it is only about £20. It's all part of a script - for instance batteries are banned. Possibly dogshit is too - I'm not sure.

August 20, 2025, 03:08:32 PM
I filled my car and made a booboo. Picked up the E5 nozzle by mistake. 5p a litre dearer. At least I can check if the suggestions that using it works out cheaper because it gives better mileage. I pretty much do the same journeys all the time and know what mileage it reports. Lower by a tad in summer I've noticed.