The boring thread.....

[Dextrous63]

😬😬😬

[klondike]

[Michael Rolls]

My stepson had a property in France. When he sold it, the first French solicitor lost all the papers. Thankfully, trusting old sod that I am, I had kept copies

[Scrumpy]

Not a lot of people know this but, Henry the VIII once had a mole surgically removed from his penis, apparently he said at the time, "I wont try bonking  one of those again"
 

History books tell that it was a scab that he had removed..
Rewarded for not joining the picket line against the royals.
 '

[Vlad]

History books tell that it was a scab that he had removed..
Rewarded for not joining the picket line against the royals.
 '

[Mups]

Ooh 'eck.   There's a Tropical Storm heading our way from the U.S.A.  
You'll never guess what this one's called . . . . . 

'Storm Dexter!'

You don't think its anything to do with our Mr. Dex, do you?   

[Dextrous63]

Ha.  Repent your sins and beg (me) for forgiveness.

PS...where's Judd? 🤷🏻�♂️

[Scrumpy]

Lovely day here.. No hot sun.. Just right.. 
Off for a stroll.. Just a shortie...

[Vlad]

Had my left eye zapped with laser today, both eyes sorted, so watch out I can see you!

[Mups]

Ha.  Repent your sins and beg (me) for forgiveness.

PS...where's Judd? 🤷🏻�♂️

No idea.   He made one post on the mother ship a few days ago, to say he's had his eye lasered, so he's still alive!   He seems to have gone  all anti-social in his old age. 

August 08, 2025, 05:22:22 PM

Had my left eye zapped with laser today, both eyes sorted, so watch out I can see you!

You could always be tactful, and avert your eyes when we are up to no good.  


(Glad its all done now, Vlad.  Hope you've got good results).

[Vlad]

No idea.  He made one post on the mother ship a few days ago, to say he's had his eye lasered, so he's still alive!  He seems to have gone  all anti-social in his old age. 

August 08, 2025, 05:22:22 PM
You could always be tactful, and avert your eyes when we are up to no good. 


(Glad its all done now, Vlad.  Hope you've got good results).

The results are almost immediate but will get even better of the next couple of weeks, btw those nets on your bathroom window need replacing there is a small gap at the bottom and talking of bottoms 😉

[Mups]

The results are almost immediate but will get even better of the next couple of weeks, btw those nets on your bathroom window need replacing there is a small gap at the bottom and talking of bottoms 😉

    Ooh I say . . .  the laser is working then!  

I might even cut another inch of the bottom of my nets now,  have a bit of fun in me old age.  

[Vlad]

I have just been reading about a bloke who took his Nan to one of those Spas  where fish eat all your dead skin, apparently it took ages and cost him £60. He said it was a lot cheaper than a funeral 

[klondike]

They were a thing a few years back but seem to have banished in this neck of the woods. Odd really as they should be as good for money laundering as Turkish barbers and nail bars.

[Vlad]

Well, the sun has got its hat on, hip hip hooray so I am going to do nothing, if I had a goat I could stare at it I suppose.