Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

While dunking my biscuits in tea
A thought suddenly came to me

GrannyMac

While dunking my biscuits in tea
A thought suddenly came to me
if I only had one
I could lose my fat tum
It might help with the pain in my knees

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

The sun was out,  the sky was blue
The ocean sparkled,  what a view

Ruthio

The sun was out,  the sky was blue
The ocean sparkled,  what a view
I got my camera ready

klondike

The sun was out,  the sky was blue
The ocean sparkled,  what a view
I got my camera ready
Let's hope I hold it steady
And they aren't all badly askew

Mups

Ethel ran out of ideas for tea
So just cooked a plateful of peas
Hubby stared in dismay
Said - "Is that it for today?"

Scrumpy


Ethel ran out of ideas for tea
So just cooked a plateful of peas
Hubby stared in dismay
Said -'Is that all for today'?
'No, mashed tomorrow for you and me'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups


While on a holiday in France
Rob's hotel held a big dance

Alex

While on a holiday in France
Rob's hotel held a big dance
The locals came by
One gave him the eye

klondike

While on a holiday in France
Rob's hotel held a big dance
The locals came by
One gave him the eye
His wild swing back connected by chance

That really got the whole place rocking

Scrumpy


That really had the whole place rocking
They even had an all night 'lock in'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

That really had the whole place rocking
They even had an all night 'lock in'
Much of the wine in the cellar was tasted
Most of the guests were feeling wasted

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

That really had the whole place rocking
They even had an all night 'lock in'
Much of the wine in the cellar was tasted
Most of the guests were feeling wasted 
Till the Cops at the door came a knocking.


A Chicken casserole's in the over for tea

klondike

A Chicken casserole's in the oven for tea
Some lager for him Chianti for me

Scrumpy


A chicken casserole's in the oven for tea
Some lager for him Chianti for me
I might make a dumpling ,maybe two
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..