Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Sunday,  a day of good will
And the vicar felt all tranquil
The organist played
The congregation prayed
Except for a heathen called Bill

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The vicar said 'Bill, join the flock'
But Bill just kept running amok 

[klondike]

The vicar said 'Bill, join the flock'
But Bill just kept running amok
Naked howling to the moon
Everybody sure he's a loon

[Scrumpy]

The vicar said 'Bill , join the flock'
But Bill just kept running amok
Naked howling to the moon
Everybody sure he's a loon
When shopping in a red polka dot frock

[Mups]

There was a young man from Tring
Who wanted to buy Sally a ring

[klondike]

There was a young man from Tring
Who decided to buy Sally a ring
He knelt to ask if they could wed

[Mups]

There was a young man from Tring
Who decided to buy Sally a ring
He knelt to ask if they could wed 
But she told him she really loved Ned

[Alex]

There was a young man from Tring
Who decided to buy Sally a ring
He knelt to ask if they could wed
But she told him she really loved Ned
And marriage wasn't really her thing

A wise old man from Peking

[Mups]

A wise old man from Peking 
Felt his trouser elastic go ping

[Ruthio]

A wise old man from Peking 
Felt his trouser elastic go ping
His trousers fell down! 

[Alex]

A wise old man from Peking
Felt his trouser elastic go ping
His trousers fell down!
As he walked into town

[Scrumpy]

A wise old man from Peking
Felt his trouser elastic go ping
His trousers fell down!
As he walked in to town
And the old women stared at his 'thing'

[klondike]

There was an old lady from Kent

[GrannyMac]

There was an old lady from Kent
Whose legs were terribly bent
She walked somewhat slow

[Mups]

There was an old lady from Kent
Whose legs were terribly bent
She walked somewhat slow 
And had to hang on to Joe

[Scrumpy]

There was an old lady from Kent
Who's legs were terrible bent
She walked somewhat slow
And had to hang on to Joe
Who she met in the park on a bench