Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

A chicken casserole's in the oven for tea
Some lager for him Chianti for me
I might make a dumpling ,maybe two
And boil some cabbage to go with the stew
I'll put it on at half past three.




Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

Another heatwave is on its way
Supposed to be hot on this Sunday

klondike

Odd - I thought we'd had summer already and we usually only get a fraction of one. This is more like the summers I remember, maybe incorrectly,  as a child.

Scrumpy


Another heatwave is on it's way
Supposed to be hot on this Sunday
And it's rising to thirty three
Far too hot for delicate me
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Another heatwave is on it's way
Supposed to be hot on this Sunday
And it's rising to thirty three
Far too hot for delicate me 
Let's have a long cold drink. What do ya say?  :smiley:







Ruthio

I hate heatwaves, they really wipe me out 😢 

Mups

I hate heatwaves, they really wipe me out 😢 
Too fierce a heat I'd rather do without

klondike

I hate heatwaves, they really wipe me out 😢
Too fierce a heat I'd rather do without
Oh no now it's too cold 

Mups

I hate heatwaves, they really wipe me out 😢
Too fierce a heat I'd rather do without
Oh no now it's too cold  
I must be getting old
I'm gonna sit here and pout. 


Sally who worked at the Mill
Kept forgetting to take her pill

Ruthio

Sally who worked at the Mill
Kept forgetting to take her pill
Then one day she copped it  

GrannyMac

Sally who worked at the Mill
Kept forgetting to take her pill
Then one day she copped it 
The father? He hopped it


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


Sally who worked at the Mill
Kept forgetting to take her pill
Then one day she copped it
The father? He hopped it
Now Sally is mummy to Bill
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio


klondike

Bill is the apple of her eye 👁
She knows he'll be a real nice guy
Years later he becomes a dad

Scrumpy


Bill is the apple of her eye
She knows he'll be a real nice guy
Years later he becomes a dad
With Betty and Val because he's a cad
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..