Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

I think I heard thunder rumbling afar ⛈ 
That's  it! I'm off to the bar! 🍷
A beer and some Chips
Add another pound on my hips

[klondike]

I think I heard thunder rumbling afar ⛈
That's  it! I'm off to the bar! 🍷
A beer and some Chips
Add another pound on my hips
I hope I can get back in my car 

[GrannyMac]

I haven't seen the promised rain
I'll have to get the hosepipe out again
Before my plants and flowers die

[klondike]

I haven't seen the promised rain
I'll have to get the hosepipe out again
Before my plants and flowers die
No wonder my water bill's so high

[Mups]

I haven't seen the promised rain
I'll have to get the hosepipe out again
Before my plants and flowers die
No wonder my water bill's so high
This heat's driving me insane.


Tomorrow's Sunday,  a day of rest

[klondike]

Tomorrow's Sunday,  a day of rest
When Rab slobs about in his string vest
Most of the rest are just the same
Apart from when he has to claim

[GrannyMac]

Tomorrow's Sunday,  a day of rest
When Rab slobs about in his string vest
Most of the rest are just the same
Apart from when he has to claim
And dresses in his Sunday best.

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The ice cream van will be round later
A cornet, or a tub and wafer?
A ninety nine with chocolate flake

[klondike]

The ice cream van will be round later
A cornet, or a tub and wafer?
A ninety nine with chocolate flake
And a little sprinkles shake

[Mups]

The ice cream van will be round later
A cornet, or a tub and wafer?
A ninety nine with chocolate flake
And a little sprinkles shake 
For the likes of all,  he will cater.


At last we can breathe, its cooler today

[klondike]

At last we can breathe, its cooler today
Tomorrow cold enough for Santa's sleigh
That's it folks our summer's over
The power men will be in clover
For snow and ice they're sure to pray

Ah! wait that forecast was in error
That Michael Fish - Oh what a terror

[Ruthio]

Ah! wait that forecast was in error
That Michael Fish - Oh what a terror
He made a right boo boo 👎 

[Scrumpy]

Ah! wait that forecast was in error
That Michael Fish-Oh what a terror
He made a right boo boo
Which caused a big 'To-do'

[Scrumpy]

Ah! wait  that forecast was in error
That Michael Fish-Oh what a terror
He made a right boo boo
Which caused a big 'To-do'
Which proves we can not believe a fella

[klondike]

Poor old Michael can't live it down
Nearly 50 years on we still remember the clown

[Scrumpy]

Poor old Michael can't live it down
More than 50 years on we still remember the clown
He said 'No wind today' Don't panic out there
It took away my trampoline, roof and a big garden chair