Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Poor old Michael can't live it down
More than 50 years on we still remember the clown
He said 'No wind today' Don't panic out there
It took away my trampoline, roof and a big garden chair
And several chimneys in a nearby town!

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Now we have the internet
We can see when it might be wet

[klondike]

Now we have the internet
We can see when it might be wet
An app for where the bombs might land
Plus where to shelter - costs a grand

[Mups]

Now we have the internet
We can see when it might be wet
An app for where the bombs might land
Plus where to shelter - costs a grand
And  wait a bit - we've seen nothing yet.


People were giggling at Danny's hair
Some even stopped to stare

[klondike]

People were giggling at Danny's hair
Some even stopped to stare
A six inch Mohican orange and green

[Mups]

People were giggling at Danny's hair
Some even stopped to stare
A six inch Mohican orange and green
The likes of which they'd never  seen
Danny stared back, and went off to the fair.


He first had a go at the coconut shy

[GrannyMac]

He first had a go at a coconut shy
Six balls for a quid, he gave it a try
He didn't hit one, he had no skill

[Mups]

He first had a go at a coconut shy
Six balls for a quid, he gave it a try
He didn't hit one, he had no skill 
But he had a laugh, and thought it brill

[Scrumpy]

He first had a go at the coconut shy
Six balls for a quid, he gave it a try
He didn't hit one, he had no skill
But he had a laugh and thought it brill
Danny didn't care.. he was a fun guy

[klondike]

Dan had some mushrooms for his lunch
Funny taste with a bit of a crunch

[Ruthio]

Dan had some mushrooms for his lunch
Funny taste with a bit of a crunch
Then he felt weird

[Scrumpy]

Dan had some mushrooms for his lunch
Funny taste with a bit of a crunch
Then he felt weird
It was as he feared
A snail had crawled into the bunch

[Scrumpy]

Vi was having a tummy tuck to make her look thin
She had saved for 20 years in a Cadbury's biscuit tin

 

[Alex]

Vi was having a tummy tuck to make her look thin
She had saved for 20 years in a Cadbury's biscuit tin
Coming round from surgery Vi was feeling glum
She wished she'd had enough dosh for a brand new bum

[Mups]

Vi was having a tummy tuck to make her look thin
She had saved for 20 years in a Cadbury's biscuit tin
Coming round from surgery Vi was feeling glum
She wished she'd had enough dosh for a brand new bum 
She would save a bit more if she layed off the Gin.


'Twas a hot stuffy night in June

[GrannyMac]

'Twas a hot stuffy night in June
Maggie stared at the moon
She couldn't sleep
It almost made her weep
It would be time to get up soon