Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

He was a plumber name of Jim
Lots muscle but pretty dim
But he knew a washer must be used with a screw
Leaving it off you must never do

[klondike]

He was a plumber name of Jim
Lots muscle but pretty dim
But he knew a washer must be used with a screw
Leaving it off you must never do
Ethel itched to give his chest a trim

She tried really hard to pull off his vest
She tugged and pulled and gave her best
Jim thought he surely was in luck

[Mups]

She tried really hard to pull off his vest
She tugged and pulled and gave her best
Jim thought he surely was in luck
As her luscious lips on his she stuck

[Scrumpy]

She tried really hard to pull off his vest
She tugged and pulled and gave her best
Jim thought he sure was in luck
As her luscious lips on his she stuck
Heaven knows what followed and I'm not going to guess

[Scrumpy]

Betty was a wallflower at the village dance
Sam walked toward her, was she in with a chance !

[Ruthio]

Betty was a wallflower at the village dance
Sam walked toward her, was she in with a chance !
But he walked right on by

[Scrumpy]

Betty was a wallflower at the village dance
Sam walked toward her, was she in with a chance!
But he walked right on by
When a buxom blonde he did espy

[Mups]

Betty was a wallflower at the village dance
Sam walked toward her, was she in with a chance!
But he walked right on by
When a buxom blonde he did espy
And never gave poor Betty a glance.


Betty decided to leave, but just at that mo
A voice in her ear said - "Hello,  I'm Joe"

[Scrumpy]

Betty decided to leave, but just a mo
A voice in her ear said- 'Hello, I'm Jo'
He was tall with blue eyes. Her heart missed a beat

[klondike]

Betty decided to leave, but just a mo
A voice in her ear said- 'Hello, I'm Jo'
He was tall with blue eyes. Her heart missed a beat
Better looking even than Pete
"Please have you seen Trish for she is my beaux?"

[Ruthio]

Poor Betty was left in despair  💔 

[Scrumpy]

Poor Betty was left in despair
Why did she bother to dye her hair!
It was a vibrant red with off white streaks

[klondike]

Poor Betty was left in despair
Why did she bother to dye her hair!
It was a vibrant red with off white streaks
Desperate to get someone between her sheets

[Mups]

Poor Betty was left in despair
Why did she bother to dye her hair!
It was a vibrant red with off white streaks
Desperate to get someone between her sheets 
Or entice them into her lair.


I think I heard thunder rumbling afar

[Ruthio]

I think I heard thunder rumbling afar ⛈ 
That's  it! I'm off to the bar! 🍷