Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

While sitting in Tesco with his coffee
Bill fancied a slice of Bannoffee
But it was all gone 
So he had a buttered scone


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

#5191
While sitting in Tesco with his coffee
Bill fancied a slice of Bannoffee
But it was all gone
So he had a buttered scone
And finished off with some Toffee.

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A gorgeous gal moved in near  Fred

klondike

A gorgeous gal moved in near  Fred
What she did next just messed with his head

Mups

A gorgeous gal moved in near  Fred
What she did next just messed with his head 
She sunbathed in the nude

klondike

A gorgeous gal moved in near  Fred
What she did next just messed with his head
She sunbathed in the nude
Was she aware she was being viewed?

GrannyMac

A gorgeous gal moved in near  Fred
What she did next just messed with his head
She sunbathed in the nude
Was she aware she was being viewed?
When on a chair her neighbour stood?

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Fred leaned forward to better see
The chair tipped over, and so did he
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

#5196
Fred leaned forward to better see
The chair tipped over, and so did he
Fred toppled down and broke the fence
He was ready to scoot his muscles tense
The young lady came  over and offered him tea

Would you like to join my naturist club?

Mups

Would you like to join my naturist club? 
We meet every Saturday down the pub