Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

I hear Mavis got a wolf whistle today
She had to smile and give her hips a sway

[Scrumpy]

I hear Mavis got a wolf whistle today
She had to smile and give her hips a sway
She fluttered her eyelashes and stuck out her chest
She knew she was sexy and looking her best

[Mups]

I hear Mavis got a wolf whistle today
She had to smile and give her hips a sway
She fluttered her eyelashes and stuck out her chest
She knew she was sexy and looking her best
And fancied a roll in the hay. 

*

Gert's groceries were delivered each week

[GrannyMac]

Gert's groceries were delivered each week
There was one delivery man to whom she loved to speak

[Scrumpy]

Gert's groceries were delivered each week
There was a delivery man to whom she loved to speak
Eggs and milk, shampoo for her hair
He carried her baps with so much care

[klondike]

Gert's groceries were delivered each week
There was a delivery man to whom she loved to speak
Eggs and milk, shampoo for her hair
He handled her baps with so much care
Never so roughly to cause a shriek

[Mups]

There was an old farmer from Slough

[klondike]

There was an old farmer from Slough
Who was very attached to his cow

[Ruthio]

There was an old farmer from Slough
Who was very attached to his cow
He milked her with care  🐄 

[GrannyMac]

There was an old farmer from Slough
Who was very attached to his cow
He milked her with care  🐄
Even took her to the fair

[klondike]

There was an old farmer from Slough
Who was very attached to his cow
He milked her with care  🐄
Even took her to the fair
Along with her bestie the sow

[Mups]

A nice young Adonis from Bath

[Alex]

A nice young Adonis from Bath
Met a girl in the library called Kath

[GrannyMac]

A nice young Adonis from Bath
Met a girl in the library called Kath
Overcome by his looks
She forgot all about books

[Mups]

A nice young Adonis from Bath
Met a girl in the library called Kath
Overcome by his looks
She forgot all about books 
And took him up the garden path.

*

There was an old man from Stranraer
Who toddled down the pub for a beer