Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

While queuing in the Chippy one night
Lucy had a terrible fright

[Alex]

While queuing in the Chippy one night
Lucy had a terrible fright
A man came in brandishing a gun

[GrannyMac]

While queuing in the Chippy one night
Lucy had a terrible fright
A man came in brandishing a gun
It was a toy, not a real one
So she thumped him with all her might

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The man who runs the chippy never looks his best
A fat spattered apron, and a mucky string vest

[Alex]

The man who runs the chippy never looks his best
A fat spattered apron, and a mucky string vest
He hails from Thessaloniki and arrived in sixty six

[Scrumpy]

The man who runs the chippy never looks his best
A fat spattered apron, and a mucky string vest
He hails from Thessaloniki and arrived in sixty six
He licks his fingers and uses his sleeve when his nose drips

[Alex]

The man who runs the chippy never looks his best
A fat spattered apron, and a mucky string vest
He hails from Thessaloniki and arrived in sixty six
He licks his fingers and uses his sleeve when his nose drips
But his stuffed squid will pass any test

[Mups]

The man at the Co-op,  name of Bill

[Scrumpy]

The man at the Co-op, name of Bill
Was caught with his fingers in the till

[Ruthio]

The man at the Co-op, name of Bill
Was caught with his fingers in the till
He was given the sack 

[Alex]

The man at the Co-op, name of Bill
Was caught with his fingers in the till
He was given the sack
Told not to come back so
He jumped on a flight to Brazil



Bill was waiting for his flight to Brazil

[Mups]

Bill was waiting for his flight to Brazil 
After taking his travel pill

[Ruthio]

Bill was waiting for his flight to Brazil 
After taking his travel pill
But then he had an idea 💡 

[Mups]

Bill was waiting for his flight to Brazil 
After taking his travel pill
But then he had an idea 💡  
And went for a beer

[Ruthio]

Bill was waiting for his flight to Brazil 
After taking his travel pill
But then he had an idea 💡  
And went for a beer
And called up his good friend Jiĺl

[Mups]

While sitting in Tesco with his coffee
Bill fancied a slice of Bannoffee